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    It's a "mighty wind" that blows from Uranus.
    I also hear that it's drier than a popcorn fart there!
    I believe it was Lloyd Bentson who said: "I have seen Uranus; I have met Uranus; I know Uranus and you sir, have your head up...
    URANUS!
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    And on a more compelling note, can someone please tell what the national anthem of Uranus is?
    You in the back with his hand up!
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    I have heard that their national fruit is the dingleberry.

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    Talking

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    Originally posted by ChiefReason
    And on a more compelling note, can someone please tell what the national anthem of Uranus is?
    You in the back with his hand up!
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    I think it's the new song by Gene Simmons..........









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    National bird: Titmouse.

    National insect: Dung beetle.

    National flower: Roses.

    National anthem: Moon River, of course.
    Omnis Cedo Domus

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    National animal: (tie) Skunk and beaver.

    National currency: French Franc

    National Motto: "It was the dog!"
    Omnis Cedo Domus

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    Default Our planetary anthem

    I'm back in the song business.

    To the tune of Big & Rich's "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy", I present...

    "GET YOUR ANUS TO URANUS"

    Well, I flew to outer space
    Huntin’ Klingons
    On and on, singing songs that my buddy Easty wrote
    And I buy the threads a double bite of Lite
    And everybody's getting spiked
    An' this site ain't never gonna be the same.

    Cause I strap into my ship
    And I fly into the Milky
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause my space suit
    Is so silky
    Flyin’ up around Neptune
    On my old ship Leroy
    And the girls say
    Get your anus to Uranus.
    Everybody says
    Get your anus to Uranus

    Well I don't give a dang about nothing
    I'm coastin’, low-grav floatin’
    While the girls are drinking
    Tang right down!
    And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
    Or my Skylab for your olive drab
    Or your money grab
    I'm the only John Glenn left in this town

    Cause I strap into my ship
    And I fly into the Milky
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause my space suit
    Is so silky
    Flyin’ up around Neptune
    On my old ship Leroy
    And the girls say
    Get your anus to Uranus.
    Everybody says
    Get your anus to Uranus

    [Spoken:]
    I'm an ***-tronaut
    That's what she thought
    In the back of my escape pod
    As I finished with a GuinnessOut on some planetary road.
    We were flying high
    Fine as wine, having ourselves a Firehouse time
    And I was going, out on toward Uranus town.
    But her evaluation
    Of my crusty reputation
    Had me wanting gravitation
    All night long
    So I took her out to walk in space
    Wiped the fog off of her space suit face
    And sang her every firefighter song I could think of
    And we made love

    Cause I strap into my ship
    and I fly into the Milky
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause my space suit
    Is so silky
    Flyin’ up and down Neptune
    on my old ship Leroy
    And the girls say
    Get your anus to Uranus.
    Everybody says
    Get your anus to Uranus

    What? What?
    Get your anus to Uranus
    Everybody says
    Get your anus to Uranus
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    WHHEEEEEEE!!!

    Brian, all you needed was the right motivation!
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    ROFLMAO!!!

    You, my friend, kick anus!!!!!!!!!

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    I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. That is so funny.
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    *whistles through her teeth* (yeah right as if I can whistle)

    *stomps feet*

    *raises arms in air loudly clapping hands*

    woooooohoooooooooo

    You're right Jay, great concert!

    KY my man you did it again!!!!

    *wipes brow* ok it is too hot to be dancing around like that. I think we've topped out at +32C but it is still early in the day. Calgary wouldn't reach its hottest temps until 4-7pm but I don't know if it is like that here on the coast too, though.
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    You know why the car manufacturers named a car after Saturn, because they didn't like Uranis.

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    too much spare time.lol funny thing is i could hear the hole beat of the song the whole time i was reading it
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    Instead of the Simple Life 3, wouldn't

    A night in Paris's uranus be more appropriate?
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    Talking Simple Life 3 ??...................

    Methinks I've found it......... EastKy, you would seem to be unduly influenced by your proximity to Nashville........
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    ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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    Gallop, gallop, gallop,gallop, gallop, gallop, gallop, gallop, gallop.

    Schling....schling...schling...schling...

    ccccccccrrrrrrrrreeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkk....fla p,flap,flap.

    ***Stayback enters the saloon***

    ****Music**** "DUUUUUUUUUUUUU---EEEEEE----UUUUUUU----EEEEEEE----UUUUuu

    Wah.....wah....waaaaah"

    ****Stayback spits and looks up at EastKy****

    "Soooo.................They say yer into sowngwritin' uhgin..."

    ***Pushes up the brim on his black hat with a chrome plated pen with ivory pocket clip***

    "I reckon there's a gonna be trouble in these here parts."

    ***Spits again***

    ***Slides a small item across the bar to EastKy***

    "Bubble Yum?"

    ***EastKy sends back a cold stare***

    "Whatcha....too good fer my Bubble Yum? I'll meet you at high noon...Firehouse.com."

    Schling......schling.....schling.....schling.....

    creeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk...flapflap flap.....

    HONK!!!! (Wut? Ain't chu ever ate beans?)

    Gallop gallop gallop.
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    OMG ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

    TOO F'N FUNNY!!! You've outdone yourself again, Bob
    September 11th - Never Forget

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    Ladies and Gentlemen...I present to you...from "Hair"....Uranus.

    When the "moon" is in the ooouuthouse,
    and fiber aligns with gas,
    The feces will guide the polyps and the bran will steer the farts.

    (Everyone now...)

    This is the dawning of the age of Uranus, the age of Uranus..

    Uraaaanus....

    Ur-aaa-aaa-nuuuuuussss!!!

    Charmin and understanding,
    Colonoscopy and trust abounding,
    no more Ex-lax or Magnesia,
    golden living dreams of spasms,
    mystic cramping revelations
    with the bowels true constipation.


    Uraaaaaanussss!!!!

    UR---AAAA---AAAA---NUS!!!!

    When the "moon" is in the oouuthouse,
    and fiber aligns with gas.
    The feces will guide the polyps and the bran will steer the farts.

    (BIG finish now!)

    This...is...the...dawning of the age of Uranus, the age of Uranus..

    URANUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

    UR---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANUS!!!!!!!!
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    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    You goof
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    KY, I think that was a challenge!!!!!!!!

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    Them's fightin' words.

    I'll be back.

    **toot**
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    Sounded like a duck..........



    AFLACK!!!!!!!!

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