This just in! Lance Armstrong DISQUALIFIED!
The wire services are reporting that Lance Armstrong is going to be stripped of his Tour de France win for testing positive for three substances banned in France...
....toothpaste, soap, and deodorant.
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08-04-2004, 09:00 PM #1Forum Member
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Lance Armstrong to be DISQUALIFIED!!
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08-04-2004, 09:34 PM #2
Ha! You had my blood pressure spiking for a minute there. Excellent dig.
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08-04-2004, 10:23 PM #3
Elevated French Terror Alert
API and Reuters report the French Government announced today that in light
of the Madrid train bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from
"RUN" to "HIDE."
The only two higher levels in France are "SURRENDER" and "COLLABORATE."I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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08-04-2004, 10:42 PM #4
I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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You got the I hate France part of my brain working. If they ever DQ him for bogus circumstances let the **** storm begin.
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08-05-2004, 09:28 AM #6
Hook line and sinker ... you got me, that was good!
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08-05-2004, 09:42 AM #7
Hope you have some strong line, because you got me too.
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08-05-2004, 09:50 AM #8Member
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I heard he was also disqualified for having a backbone and one testicle too many.
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08-05-2004, 10:59 AM #9
Ouch.I heard he was also disqualified for having a backbone and one testicle too many.
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers
The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - New York Judge Gideon Tucker
"As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." - Dave Barry
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08-05-2004, 10:41 PM #1055 Years & Still Rolling
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08-05-2004, 11:09 PM #11
I saw this this morning at the firehouse and almost sprayed coffee on the computer monitor.. it ended up on my shirt, which was the second one I had to change into this morning (an oil burner blowback earlier in the tour left a nice "ring around the collar" on the first one... damn I hate wearing white shirts!) Three shirts in a day... that's a new record!
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08-05-2004, 11:18 PM #12Forum Member
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I knew it would get everyone, just had that feeling. But, I can't take credit for that one, read it on another forum.
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08-06-2004, 08:09 AM #13
This seems to a trend as of late now doesn't it Cap?I saw this this morning at the firehouse and almost sprayed coffee on the computer monitor.
That's what you get paid the "big bucks" for. I do think whate needs to go in the fire service and EMS.damn I hate wearing white shirts!"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers
The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - New York Judge Gideon Tucker
"As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." - Dave Barry
www.daveramsey.com www.clarkhoward.com www.heritage.org
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08-06-2004, 09:08 PM #14
Thanks for the laugh. Just what I needed after a long 12 hour shift which turned into a 24 hour tour when my relief called to say they couldn't come in today.
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08-07-2004, 08:25 PM #15
The only thing that would have made this thread better is if there was a big ole pie SPLAT waiting for us all...........
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