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    Talking Olympic Sports??.......................

    Mrs. Harve is enjoying the Olympics on TV, The damn hurricane is exiting up the East Coast, All is Quiet tonight at 18 Hook and Hose, and I'm wondering about a Firefighter's Olympic Competition. Here's a List of possible events:
    1. Smoothbore/Combination Nozzle Debating.
    2. Guiness Drinking.
    3. Whacker Roasting.
    4. Pay Scale Comparision Whining.
    5. Helment Design and Construction.
    Tupperware Division
    Leather Division
    6. Lightbar Installation on Toyota Corollas

    Anyone else care to contribute a few more??
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    Firehouse Bar design..........

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    coffee filter seperation speed trials

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    Let's not forget the races between companies out of the same house to get to a fire.
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    East Coast vs West Coast

    Leather vs Tupperwear

    Tan vs Black turnouts

    Brand X apparatus vs Brand Y apparatus (insert your own brands)
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    Default and no I dont personally feel like this..........

    career vs vollie anything >? LOL .........this could be the WHOLE darn shootin match ?>
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    Wait Wait Wait Weruj...

    The career guys should be ineligible because of thier professional status. The Olympics is an amatuer competition (bastardized b-ball and hockey aside). Volleys Rule!

    Also, my preferred event would be the political triple jump (Officer's only). First you have to hop over the nosey mayor on the way to your apparatus, then skip past the council before they take your equipment, then jump over the district administrator when he tries to give you the bill for the water you used.
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    hehehe that's pretty funny, Marty
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    Default For the winter Olympics

    Recliner luge to sleep races
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    Explorers Spelling quiz.
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    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
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    ROFLMAO!!!!

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    Originally posted by firenresq77


    ROFLMAO!!!!
    You see, the first elimination already!
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    Originally posted by mcaldwell


    You see, the first elimination already!
    Yep, u got me with that'n. How ken I bee sew stoopid as to fall out of the kompitision so kwick????????

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    It comes from the lack of height.

    Get a higher chair so you can see what you are typing on the screen.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
    It comes from the lack of height.

    Get a higher chair so you can see what you are typing on the screen.
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