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    Default Veni, Vidi, Vici ... I came, I saw, I Conquered

    Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:

    Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping

    Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly

    Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis

    Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left

    Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible

    Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video

    Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up

    Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank

    Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much

    Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home

    Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier

    Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum

    Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there

    Veni, Vidi, Va Va Voom -- I Came, I Saw, I wore a feather boa

    Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared

    Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around

    Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove

    Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred

    Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise

    Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film

    Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself

    Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Alot of time on your hands, Ian ?
    "The uniform is supposed to say something about you. You get it for nothing, but it comes with a history, so do the right thing when you're in it."
    Battalion Chief Ed Schoales
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    Veni, Vici, Verbose -- I Came, I Saw, I couldn't stop blabbing about it.

    Veni, Vici, Verb -- I Came, I Saw, What some Explorers need to use correctly.

    Veni, Vici, Volli -- I Came, I Saw, I put the fire out.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam".
    Mmmmmmmmmmm Latin

    3rd year of Latin starts today. YEEHAW

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    Vendi, siti, s#!ti... I came, I sat, I pooped!
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    Neutiquam erro.
    I am not lost.

    Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
    Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?

    Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
    In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

    Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
    It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

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    Veni, vici, viagra...I came, I saw, I got a new lease of life!
    United Kingdom branch, IACOJ.

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    Veni, vidi, V.D.-- I came, I saw, I caught the clap.

    Veni, vidi, vittles-- I came, I saw, I ate.

    Veni, vidi, vault-- I came, I saw, I watched the Olympics.

    Veni, vidi, vise grips-- I came, I saw, I held on tight.

    Veni, vidi, votive-- I came, I saw, I lit a candle.

    Veni, vidi, vapid-- I came, I saw, I got dumber.

    Veni, vidi, vapor-- I came, I saw, I passed gas.
    "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
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    Veni, vidi verso i came i saw and i turned arround
    Veni, vidi velo i came i saw and i won the tour the France for the sixth time
    Veni, vidi voodoo i came i saw and i turned into a chicken
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    *The BOSS rules*

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    Veni, Vidi, VINDICATOR -- I Came, I Saw, I Conqured with Big Water.
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    -Brotherhood: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
    -Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of you life is to serve as a warning to others.

    -Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

    -Despair: Its always darkest before it goes Pitch Black.

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