Veni, Vidi, Vici ... I came, I saw, I Conquered

[FlyingKiwi]

Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:

Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping

Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly

Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis

Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left

Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible

Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video

Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up

Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank

Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much

Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home

Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier

Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum

Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there

Veni, Vidi, Va Va Voom -- I Came, I Saw, I wore a feather boa

Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared

Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around

Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove

Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred

Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise

Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film

Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself

Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer

[AFD368]

Alot of time on your hands, Ian ?

[FlyingKiwi]

Veni, Vici, Verbose -- I Came, I Saw, I couldn't stop blabbing about it.

Veni, Vici, Verb -- I Came, I Saw, What some Explorers need to use correctly.

Veni, Vici, Volli -- I Came, I Saw, I put the fire out.

[42VTExplorer]

"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam".

Mmmmmmmmmmm Latin

3rd year of Latin starts today. YEEHAW

[Lewiston2FF]

Vendi, siti, s#!ti... I came, I sat, I pooped!

[MINoSILLYWALKS]

Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.

Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

[martinm]

Veni, vici, viagra...I came, I saw, I got a new lease of life!

[EastKyFF]

Veni, vidi, V.D.-- I came, I saw, I caught the clap.

Veni, vidi, vittles-- I came, I saw, I ate.

Veni, vidi, vault-- I came, I saw, I watched the Olympics.

Veni, vidi, vise grips-- I came, I saw, I held on tight.

Veni, vidi, votive-- I came, I saw, I lit a candle.

Veni, vidi, vapid-- I came, I saw, I got dumber.

Veni, vidi, vapor-- I came, I saw, I passed gas.

[zippo99]

Veni, vidi verso i came i saw and i turned arround
Veni, vidi velo i came i saw and i won the tour the France for the sixth time
Veni, vidi voodoo i came i saw and i turned into a chicken

[SamsonFCDES]

Veni, Vidi, VINDICATOR -- I Came, I Saw, I Conqured with Big Water.