Classes for Men, few more days to register!
CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 30th.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Powerpoint Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. (Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on Larkfield Rd)
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink and maybe into the Dishwasher?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places & Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.
>How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates& Events and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
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for those in interested in Continuing Education Classes for Women
1. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome:
You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.
2. Communication Skills:
Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.
3. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
4. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Going Without New Outfits.
6. Bathroom Etiquette I:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
7. Bathroom Etiquette II:
His Razor Is His.
Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .
9. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up.
10. Advanced Parking:
Reversing Into A Space.
11. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior:
Leaving the Towels on the Floor.
How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
Accepting Them Gracefully.
14. Integrating Your Laundry:
Washing It All Together.
It's For Married Couples Too.
16. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?":
Learning Why Men Lie.