Sung to the music of the "Ballad of the Green Berets"

Fooling voters until they die
Foolish Kerry who flip-flops and lies
Kerry who you can’t trust what he say
Kerry from the land of the married gay

Chorus:
Silver medals upon his sagging chest
This is a man who disgraced America’s best
Two men running for President, so listen up today
Because George Bush deserves your vote I say

Trained in politics to lie across the land
Trained by lobbyists to take cash in hand
Kerry who lies to all both night and day
So listen to what I say vote for Bush today

Chorus:
Silver medals upon his sagging chest
This is a man who disgraced America’s best
Two men running for President, so listen up today
Because George Bush deserves your vote I say

Back at home his billionaire old wife waits
Her boy toy has met his fate
He has lied to all his very best
Leaving the old nag one last request
“Put silver medals back on Kerry’s chest
Forgive him for lying like all the Democrat rest
He can be the man
They’ll vote for one day
But he’ll only win if he moves to France right away”