shamelessly stolen from a car forum:
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
- When's the last time yours ran?
- Wind noise around 210MPH
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
"Will this void my warranty"
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start