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    Default car forums

    shamelessly stolen from a car forum:

    Bentley Forums
    - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
    I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang forums
    -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
    from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
    and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
    court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
    board?

    Mini forum
    - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
    company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
    stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
    where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
    black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
    in gas.

    Fiat forum
    -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
    truck?

    SRT Forums
    "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

    Ford 2.3 forums
    -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
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    I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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    Those are great!

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    Default Re: car forums

    Originally posted by StoveBolt

    Hummer forum
    - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
    black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
    in gas.

    My favorite!
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    i posted this on one of my car fourms and the mod took it down. i guess he didnt see the humor in it.

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    Good stuff......... Thanks for the laugh

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    Hilarious
    A'int No Rocket Scientist's in The Firehall

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    Default Re: car forums

    Originally posted by StoveBolt
    Crown Victoria forum
    - How come people never pass me on the highway?
    I can attest to that one. Especially when I neglect to take the light off the dash.

    My riders find it humourous, I don't anymore. I'm looking for a truck now.
    Never argue with an Idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!

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