Why register? ...To Enhance Your Experience
+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    Senior Member Dalmatian90's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2000
    Posts
    3,120

    Default New Department of Homeland Security firehouse security program.

    http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=763

    It's reported the DHS is pursuing this technology, with the goal of using Trunk Monkeys to provide security to unoccupied firehouses (such as volunteer stations, or career departments when they're out on calls). Trunk Monkeys would also be able to secure ambulances, police cruisers, and propane trucks to prevent their theft by terrorists.

    In the long run DHS believes this could open the window for a tremendous increase in firefighter staffing in the nation, for if they're able to genetically breed only slightly dumber chimps they'd have the perfect employee to assign to engine companies.
    IACOJ Canine Officer
    20/50


  2. #2
    55 Years & Still Rolling hwoods's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Glenn Dale Md, Heart of the P.G. County Fire Belt....
    Posts
    10,739

    Talking Huh??......................... .

    DHS? Dumb Homeland Smurfs? Breed a dumber Chimp, and I'll find Government Jobs for them.
    Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
    In memory of
    Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
    Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

    IACOJ Budget Analyst

    I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

    www.gdvfd18.com

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts