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    Wink weird pick-up lines in EMS...

    Okay--I was browsing the site when one of my coworkers from another shift came up behind me to look at the picture posts. Mind you-this one is like a sister--we're close and tonight she was on a roll. She looked at several of you and blurted out--"Whoa!! NICE VEINS!" I think I'll try that next time I'm out What do you think?? We are an unusual group! !!

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    here is an easy one ............"is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?"
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    I have always had luck with "You'll never guess where I'm hiding my pet trout."

    Ohhhh....EMS pick up line.
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    Let's play doctor and see whose got the coldest hands.Your ambulance or mine, lets see if the gurney still works.

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    Wanna Join the code 3 club

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    Ever been ah, "intubated?"

    Mind if I "stick" you?
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    Originally posted by DaSharkie
    "intubated"

    But won't you go blind???
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    But won't you go blind???
    Only if my aim is off.

    Oh man, this thread is going to go down the drain so fast now.....
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    LOL!!! FUNNY FUNNY!! Makes ya think that succinylcholine is a twist on foreplay!!

    By the way-- What's a "code 3"??!!?!

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    Talking Jeeesh......................

    Originally posted by sassy1
    By the way-- What's a "code 3"??!!?!
    Well...... Somewhere beyond a code 2, but still short of a code 4.
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    Uh-oh, I think my blonde side might burst through.....Okay, I'll bite--would that be fun-or a bad thing?!

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    I told you we were going downhill big time....

    sassy - it would be fun of course.
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    sassy - ever hear of the "mile high club" ?? Well the Code 3 club is the same thing for Fire/EMS folks.

    As for good pick up lines - How about:
    "I just love a woman in uniform but I love her even better out of it."
    "Wanna see if we can drown out the siren ??"
    "Wanna come back to the station and see my pole ?"
    "We already know how fast you can get dressed, How fast can you get undressed ??"

    And just for Sharkie since were going down hill fast - there's always:
    "Wanna test your gag reflex ??"
    "Nice Turn-outs - Wanna #$@# ??"
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    Okay, somebody's gonna have to do better than this. I tried all of these last night and none of the girls bit.

    Got a couple o' slaps out of it though.....










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    Got a couple o' slaps out of it though.....
    Come on, you know you like getting slapped.
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    Originally posted by jaybird210
    Okay, somebody's gonna have to do better than this. I tried all of these last night and none of the girls bit.

    Got a couple o' slaps out of it though.....










    Jay, I think I know what your problem is. I got it narrowed down to 2 things:

    1.) Stay away from the local High School.

    2.) It's not the lines......... It's the person using the lines..........


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    D'oh!
    "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

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    what about a night at a small town bar with a pic of a green motorcycle ?
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    A buddy of mine tried "Hey, you're cute, wanna &^#* ?" numerous times on the Seattle Medic cruise one year. Didn't garner a good response for him.
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    OH!!!!!!! Okay--that mile high club,hmmm...yes, okay. That I understand And since we're at the bottom of the hill now! How about: "Hey Mr. Fireman, can I pull your hose?"!
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    "I'd love to lay you in the hose bed!"
    What do ya thimk? Sound sassy enough?!

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    Wow. More support from my Ohio buddies. No redheads for you, Brian.

    As for that small town bar (I love calling it that, considering that that small town is almost THREE TIMES as big as my small town....), I don't remember using any pickup lines. It was my natural good looks and charming personality that had all the women falling all over me. How come I had to drive 300 freakin miles for that?!?!?!?
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    Originally posted by jaybird210
    Wow. More support from my Ohio buddies. No redheads for you, Brian.

    As for that small town bar (I love calling it that, considering that that small town is almost THREE TIMES as big as my small town....), I don't remember using any pickup lines. It was my natural good looks and charming personality that had all the women falling all over me. How come I had to drive 300 freakin miles for that?!?!?!?
    I was just kidding Jay!!!!!!!

    You had to drive 300 miles because this is the place to be, brother!!!!

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    Yeah that sounds Sassy enough, I like your way of thinking.

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