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    Default Won't you be...my neighbor...EWWWW...on second thought..

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    Ha ha, we've had this happen in our district. Drunk neighbor comes home, climbs throught the window and snuggles up to the misses. Only problem is hubby is on teh other side! Needless to say, the both went out the first story window, bloody mess!
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    Yorktown Town Police said the 22-year-old woman awakened at 8:30 a.m. Monday and screamed when she found the man next to her in bed.
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    Masi said the apartments look alike and that the woman admitted that she didn't lock her door. Masi said the man was highly intoxicated and he apparently opened the wrong door, and went to bed.
    I don't know, a 22 year old woman who doesn't lock her door, combined with a highly intoxicated 22 year old man. sounds like something that would happen on college campuses quite regularly.
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    Haha...now THAT'S funny...in a screwed up, weird sorta way. No real harm was done, though I imagine it would be startling to wake up next to someone you're not expecting....at least it was a neighbor?? But anyway, why can't drunks do more of this rather than DUI which so often ends in devastation?? Apparently the guy was harmless... Sounds like a good candidate for probation or maybe just some community service... Bet the lady will lock her doors from now on.
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    LMFAO

    Boy does that hit close to home. I wondered into the wrong girls aparment after a Frat party at USF about 20 years ago. She wasnt home, and I woke up and realized my goof before she returned
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    So the big question is....has she woken up in bed with him before? and will she again in the future? Sounds like the beginings of a new movie plot - "How our life together started." Out in 9 months.
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    Lol Oops
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    YIKES !! good thing bad thing ...........
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    We had something like that happen in our town a few years back, only it was one of our guys playing a joke on his wife.

    One of our guys (we'll call him bob) wanted to get back at his wife for something she had done. So one night him and a couple other guys are at the station and he gets this idea. He gives his house key to one of our other guys (we'll call him dave) and goes over his exact routine for what he does when he gets home. Everything to where he puts his keys, coat to how he climbs into bed. Bob instructs dave to "go home", go through the routine and climb into bed with his wife. So Dave "goes home". 15 minutes later you hear screaming (Bob's house is 4 doors down from the station). Now you see Dave running back to the station with the biggest smile on his face. 5 minutes later Bob's wife comes right to the station screaming. "which one of you ******** was in my bed".

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    Dumb bitch, lock the door next time.

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