Oil of "Olay"...
Did you know that "Olay" doesn't show up on a map search? So if said oil is "Olayan", why isn't there a place called "Olay". Granted, the product is good on salads with a touch of vinegar and it makes a greeeaaat stir fry...but is that any excuse for false advertising? What if I planned on entertaining some friends at an "Olayan" restaurant...can you imagine the embarrassment of finding out there is no such place? NO WONDER people were laughing at me during last year's reunion when I announced I was serving "Olayan Skewers".
Oil of "Olay"...a great tasting product, sadly misrepresented.
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02-17-2005, 09:50 AM #1
FRAUD -- and Stayback's on the warpath!!!!
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02-17-2005, 09:52 AM #2
Someone forgot his meds again....
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02-17-2005, 09:55 AM #3
dude, you really need to get out more. maybe find a hobby, like butterfly catching. or volunteering to be the test dummy for a cat scan (you never know what they might find)
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02-17-2005, 10:12 AM #4
First I thought you were talking about that cream women use for their skin!
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02-17-2005, 10:25 AM #5MembersZone Subscriber
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02-17-2005, 10:34 AM #6
No no no. It's not FROM Olay, it's made from SQUEEZED Olay. (Olays are what veals eat as they roam about in Luan groves.)
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02-17-2005, 10:34 AM #7
Student teacher.
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02-17-2005, 10:36 AM #8
O.K...that explains A LOT!! Does anyone have a picture of an Olay?
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02-17-2005, 10:43 AM #9Forum Member
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HAHAHAHAHA Oh that explains it! Stayback's kicking back with his feet up while his peon does all the work!Originally posted by StayBack500FT
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02-17-2005, 10:47 AM #10
You might want to re-consider that one on two accounts:maybe find a hobby, like ... volunteering to be the test dummy for a cat scan
1. Take into account that the excess exposure to the cat scan could be the cause of this 'episode'
2. If Item 1 is not true and he does sign up to be the cat scan dummy... I thought there was a problem with those machines and metal objects and given Stayback's run in with the stop sign there could be a small problem there
Besides I have sympathy for the guy and I know there are others of you hiding out there because the question has been asked before and is in the same category of 'wondering out loud'
If vegetable oil comes from vegetable, where does baby oil come from?
Sorry I couldn't let the poor guy flounder out there by himself!
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02-17-2005, 10:47 AM #11
***Sips at his "umbrella drink" while being fanned***
Who me?May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.
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02-17-2005, 10:47 AM #12
Didn't Morris Day and the Time sing about them in Prince's movie Purple Rain?
"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
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02-17-2005, 10:49 AM #13
Olayans or Student teachers?????
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02-17-2005, 10:55 AM #14
FFTrainer - Catscan won't work...alas,I have no pets.
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02-17-2005, 11:00 AM #15
This be a propa Cat Scan for Stayback
Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
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02-17-2005, 11:01 AM #16
Your killing me.... I totally was not prepared for that response!
My co-workers must think I'm nuts since I'm wiping tears out of my eyes after lmao!
I quit... the master has gotten me and I have no comeback! I guess I'll head outdoors and do some ice fishing now... I always wondered what an ice fish tasted like!
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02-17-2005, 11:07 AM #17
Stayback. Please meat the following...
Ja-Sal Charles Olay
(EX-94 2E)
3x 5-05 365 32,439 4.1 1429 3.5 1040
Reserve Grand and all Kansas 3-year old 1998!!
Reserve aged cow 2002 Kansas Spring Show.
Fresh with a Derry heifer
7-05 147d 15,627 4.4 F684 3.1 P 477
112 lbs. last test
Owned with Rottinghaus HolsteinsPsychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
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02-17-2005, 11:19 AM #18
This is as "close" as I can find.Does anyone have a picture of an Olay?
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02-17-2005, 11:22 AM #19
Maybe you are wrong ?>
HMMMMMMMMMMm I am with Steamer ..........could it be "Oil of Ole`" ?
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I'm sorry, I haven't been paying much attention for the last 3 hours.....what were we discussing?
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02-17-2005, 12:31 PM #20
After contacting the company (which is nooooot in "Olay", mind you) I was disappointed at the smoke screen they put up. Rather than focus on my complaint, they insisted on coming back to (in a very excitable tone I might add) "not using their product in a normally acceptance manner". The Crisco people tried a similar approach after theeeiiir product blew up my snowthrower. Yeah...right...nice try, you may be selling, but this Gaucho ain't a buyin'!! I'm calling that Wilson Phillips from the Dateline show...then we'll get some straight answers!!!
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