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    Default FRAUD -- and Stayback's on the warpath!!!!

    Oil of "Olay"...

    Did you know that "Olay" doesn't show up on a map search? So if said oil is "Olayan", why isn't there a place called "Olay". Granted, the product is good on salads with a touch of vinegar and it makes a greeeaaat stir fry...but is that any excuse for false advertising? What if I planned on entertaining some friends at an "Olayan" restaurant...can you imagine the embarrassment of finding out there is no such place? NO WONDER people were laughing at me during last year's reunion when I announced I was serving "Olayan Skewers".

    Oil of "Olay"...a great tasting product, sadly misrepresented.

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    Someone forgot his meds again....

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    dude, you really need to get out more. maybe find a hobby, like butterfly catching. or volunteering to be the test dummy for a cat scan (you never know what they might find)
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    ROF-LMAO!! Classes must be kinda slow this week
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    No no no. It's not FROM Olay, it's made from SQUEEZED Olay. (Olays are what veals eat as they roam about in Luan groves.)
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    Student teacher.
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    O.K...that explains A LOT!! Does anyone have a picture of an Olay?
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    Originally posted by StayBack500FT
    Student teacher.
    HAHAHAHAHA Oh that explains it! Stayback's kicking back with his feet up while his peon does all the work!
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    maybe find a hobby, like ... volunteering to be the test dummy for a cat scan
    You might want to re-consider that one on two accounts:

    1. Take into account that the excess exposure to the cat scan could be the cause of this 'episode'

    2. If Item 1 is not true and he does sign up to be the cat scan dummy... I thought there was a problem with those machines and metal objects and given Stayback's run in with the stop sign there could be a small problem there

    Besides I have sympathy for the guy and I know there are others of you hiding out there because the question has been asked before and is in the same category of 'wondering out loud'

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    Sorry I couldn't let the poor guy flounder out there by himself!

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    ***Sips at his "umbrella drink" while being fanned***

    Who me?
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    Olayans or Student teachers?????
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    FFTrainer - Catscan won't work...alas,I have no pets.
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    This be a propa Cat Scan for Stayback
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    Your killing me.... I totally was not prepared for that response!

    My co-workers must think I'm nuts since I'm wiping tears out of my eyes after lmao!

    I quit... the master has gotten me and I have no comeback! I guess I'll head outdoors and do some ice fishing now... I always wondered what an ice fish tasted like!

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    Stayback. Please meat the following...

    Ja-Sal Charles Olay

    (EX-94 2E)

    3x 5-05 365 32,439 4.1 1429 3.5 1040

    Reserve Grand and all Kansas 3-year old 1998!!

    Reserve aged cow 2002 Kansas Spring Show.

    Fresh with a Derry heifer

    7-05 147d 15,627 4.4 F684 3.1 P 477

    112 lbs. last test



    Owned with Rottinghaus Holsteins
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    Does anyone have a picture of an Olay?
    This is as "close" as I can find.
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    HMMMMMMMMMMm I am with Steamer ..........could it be "Oil of Ole`" ?
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    After contacting the company (which is nooooot in "Olay", mind you) I was disappointed at the smoke screen they put up. Rather than focus on my complaint, they insisted on coming back to (in a very excitable tone I might add) "not using their product in a normally acceptance manner". The Crisco people tried a similar approach after theeeiiir product blew up my snowthrower. Yeah...right...nice try, you may be selling, but this Gaucho ain't a buyin'!! I'm calling that Wilson Phillips from the Dateline show...then we'll get some straight answers!!!
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