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    Condom plays tunes

    A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

    Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom.

    The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

    Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

    They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.

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    no thank you, whats next ? the electronic dog collars with smaller straps ? ouch ouch ouch

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    I hope its a short song
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    I can just hear that funky porn music (come on now, you're not all that innocent that you have no idea what I am talking about) while you are being "intimate."

    Just a little too kinky for my taste.
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    Originally posted by Dave1983
    I hope its a short song

    ROTFLMAO...........
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    Originally posted by Dave1983
    I hope its a short song
    You- Yes.

    Your chick- No.

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    bowm chica bow bown repeat bad 70's porn music

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    Originally posted by warsbc362
    bowm chica bow bown repeat bad 70's porn music

    Now that I've stopped laughing...for now...I know I wouldn't be able to if this really happened. Guess just not for me. Oh I'm starting to laugh again...
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    Just a little too kinky for my taste.
    You are not supposed to eat it dasharkie!!!

    I hope it plays a better song than that!
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    Who did they get to test it for them??? How many versions were there before they reached a marketable product???

    >>>>The singing condom>>>!
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    We'll at least now she'll have a tune to hum along with.

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    Originally posted by mcaldwell
    We'll at least now she'll have a tune to hum along with.

    If I have to explain...

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    LOL they commented about this on the radio this morn during the drive in. With the typical background noises of jingling coins and a vending machine, they "produced" a packet of two. When the first one was opened, it "played" (don't know the exact name) Willy Willy Wont go Home. The second song was Meatloaf / Dashboard Lights.
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    Who did they get to test it for them
    Must go along with the "Sexiest Job" thread.
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    Uhmmmm.....where would the speaker be attached?
    and how.........oh never mind.
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    Never thought about a speaker!
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    Let me guess if it detects no motion for 10 seconds it makes snoring noises?


    On a serious note, imagine the possibilities with this technology. Just think a ET tube that talks to you as it is being inserted.
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    Yeah, yeah...I bought one, damn thing kept playing "It's a Small World After All"...
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    Originally posted by StayBack500FT
    Yeah, yeah...I bought one, damn thing kept playing "It's a Small World After All"...
    Guess thats better then it singing part of "Itsey Bitsey Tiny Weenie..." and malfunctioning.
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    Told my wife about this, she said I would never get passed the first song

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    Condom plays tunes

    Yeah, but will it be louder than the yelling?

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    Originally posted by StayBack500FT
    Yeah, yeah...I bought one, damn thing kept playing "It's a Small World After All"...
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    Isn't there a song called Short "Richard" Man??????
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    How about "I don't want no one minute man."~Is that the right title?
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    I think Sweet Home Alabama would be good....or Shania Twains "Im having a party"
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