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A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.
Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom.
The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.
Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."
They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.
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02-17-2005, 04:38 PM #1MembersZone Subscriber
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Gotta love inventors
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no thank you, whats next ? the electronic dog collars with smaller straps ? ouch ouch ouch
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I hope its a short song
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I can just hear that funky porn music (come on now, you're not all that innocent that you have no idea what I am talking about) while you are being "intimate."
Just a little too kinky for my taste. 
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Originally posted by Dave1983
I hope its a short song
ROTFLMAO...........
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Really?
You- Yes.Originally posted by Dave1983
I hope its a short song
Your chick- No.
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bowm chica bow bown repeat bad 70's porn music
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Originally posted by warsbc362
bowm chica bow bown repeat bad 70's porn music
Now that I've stopped laughing...for now...I know I wouldn't be able to if this really happened. Guess just not for me. Oh I'm starting to laugh again...
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You are not supposed to eat it dasharkie!!!Just a little too kinky for my taste.
I hope it plays a better song than that!09-11 .. 343 "All Gave Some..Some Gave ALL" God Bless..R.I.P.
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Who did they get to test it for them??? How many versions were there before they reached a marketable product???
>>>>The singing condom>>>
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We'll at least now she'll have a tune to hum along with.
If I have to explain...
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Originally posted by mcaldwell
We'll at least now she'll have a tune to hum along with.
If I have to explain...
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LOL they commented about this on the radio this morn during the drive in. With the typical background noises of jingling coins and a vending machine, they "produced" a packet of two. When the first one was opened, it "played" (don't know the exact name) Willy Willy Wont go Home. The second song was Meatloaf / Dashboard Lights.
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Must go along with the "Sexiest Job" thread.Who did they get to test it for them
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Uhmmmm.....where would the speaker be attached?
and how.........oh never mind.YGBSM!
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Never thought about a speaker!
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Let me guess if it detects no motion for 10 seconds it makes snoring noises?
On a serious note, imagine the possibilities with this technology. Just think a ET tube that talks to you as it is being inserted.
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Yeah, yeah...I bought one, damn thing kept playing "It's a Small World After All"...
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Guess thats better then it singing part of "Itsey Bitsey Tiny Weenie..." and malfunctioning.Originally posted by StayBack500FT
Yeah, yeah...I bought one, damn thing kept playing "It's a Small World After All"...
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Told my wife about this, she said I would never get passed the first song
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