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    Default Caption Contest...

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    Caption 1: Michael Jackson auditions to be the Joker in the upcoming Batman film...
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    Caption idea #2:
    Golumn, dressed in a suit and wearing glasses, rubs The Ring while saying, "Precious, my Precious..."
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    Caption #3:

    The look on Jackson's face when hearing "Attention shoppers, the blue light is on and boys underwear is half off"

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    Caption 4 .....

    "The look on Michael Jackson's face when he finds the pephole into the boys dressing room after the announcement that the blue light is on and boys underwear is ......."

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    Caption 5...

    "Jackson, seen in the photo above, will now sport a permanant silly grin after his most recent plastic surgery. Next week, he will surgically straighten his glasses."
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    "Come here my pretties!"........
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    Default Or...

    He just spotted the PlayLand at the local McDonalds and
    wants to give the little boys a "happy meal".

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    "Hey look! The cleft of my chin looks just like a little boy's butt!"
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    Does this colour lipstick make my lips look big??
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    Caption

    The Day Jackson found out he fooled the Boy Scouts and became a leader.
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    "It puts the lotion in the basket..."

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    In his girly little voice: "Ok. So this one time, at band camp..."
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    "It puts the lotion on its' skin, or else it gets the hose again."

    Or perhaps this is what Gunny R. Lee Ermey would say to him:
    "Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you've been cheated!"
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    The new birth control ad.
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    on a side note...does he use the same surgeon as Joan Rivers?
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    "Citing financial hardship due to his ongoing legal battles, Michael Jackson says he can now do facelifts only one side at a time."
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    Originally posted by CaptainGonzo
    "Hey look! The cleft of my chin looks just like a little boy's butt!"
    Absolutely Hysterical!!!!

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    Gonzo -- another reminder of why you are the Capt. that you are. You beat me to it again.

    My original quote was supposed to be: "Smoooooth as a baby's bottom... oh wait that's my chin!?!"

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    Michael smiles as he rests after his first night of experiencing what it is like to be a "boy toy" in the federal prison!
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    All of this has been quite amusing except that the picture is of LaToya, not Michael. . .








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    ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^thats a good one.
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    Talking Huh?.....................

    Originally posted by ullrichk
    All of this has been quite amusing except that the picture is of LaToya, not Michael. . . .

    I think. . .


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