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But damn it, I can't help myself...
Caption 1: Michael Jackson auditions to be the Joker in the upcoming Batman film...
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02-28-2005, 07:29 PM #1
Caption Contest...IACOJ Canine Officer
02-28-2005, 07:30 PM #2
Caption idea #2:
Golumn, dressed in a suit and wearing glasses, rubs The Ring while saying, "Precious, my Precious..."IACOJ Canine Officer
02-28-2005, 07:32 PM #3
The look on Jackson's face when hearing "Attention shoppers, the blue light is on and boys underwear is half off"
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02-28-2005, 07:36 PM #4
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Caption 4 .....
"The look on Michael Jackson's face when he finds the pephole into the boys dressing room after the announcement that the blue light is on and boys underwear is ......."
02-28-2005, 08:36 PM #5
"Jackson, seen in the photo above, will now sport a permanant silly grin after his most recent plastic surgery. Next week, he will surgically straighten his glasses."Member IACOJ - Building crust and full of lust...
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02-28-2005, 08:59 PM #6
"Come here my pretties!"........I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
02-28-2005, 11:24 PM #7
"goodie goodie! 5 minutes till bed time!"FTM-PTB/Leather Forever
02-28-2005, 11:42 PM #8
He just spotted the PlayLand at the local McDonalds and
wants to give the little boys a "happy meal".
02-28-2005, 11:45 PM #9
"Hey look! The cleft of my chin looks just like a little boy's butt!""The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
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03-01-2005, 12:02 AM #10
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03-01-2005, 12:20 AM #11
Heh, heh.....I bet you dont know what IIIIII'mmm doing...heheheheh.YGBSM!
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03-01-2005, 12:47 AM #12
Does this colour lipstick make my lips look big??IACOJ
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03-01-2005, 01:54 AM #13
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The Day Jackson found out he fooled the Boy Scouts and became a leader.Thanks
"I am telling the truth, I was driving through the warehouse and the wall jumped in front of my fork lift. I honked the horn and it never listened."
03-01-2005, 08:50 AM #14
03-01-2005, 10:37 AM #15
In his girly little voice: "Ok. So this one time, at band camp..."
03-01-2005, 10:41 AM #16
"It puts the lotion on its' skin, or else it gets the hose again."
Or perhaps this is what Gunny R. Lee Ermey would say to him:
"Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you've been cheated!"
03-01-2005, 10:52 AM #17
The new birth control ad."This thread is being closed as it is off-topic and not related to the fire industry." - Isn't that what the Off Duty forum was for?
03-01-2005, 10:56 AM #18
on a side note...does he use the same surgeon as Joan Rivers?"This thread is being closed as it is off-topic and not related to the fire industry." - Isn't that what the Off Duty forum was for?
03-01-2005, 12:10 PM #19
"Citing financial hardship due to his ongoing legal battles, Michael Jackson says he can now do facelifts only one side at a time."Jim
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03-01-2005, 12:21 PM #20
Originally posted by CaptainGonzo
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"Hey look! The cleft of my chin looks just like a little boy's butt!"
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