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    HA.. very true. Guess that is also where we get sh*theads from.

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    Cracked a smile on that one.

    Thanks for the chuckle!
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    you're welcome

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    Droopy for president lol
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    Default some thinkers for you

    1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
    his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a
    mile away from him and you have his shoes.

    2) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
    where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station

    3) I believe five out of four people have trouble with
    fractions.

    4) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
    came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

    5) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    6) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
    of bald men?

    7) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
    husbands on beer cans.

    8) My grandmother told me that at her age, going braless
    pulls all the wrinkles out of her face.

    9) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
    a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on
    me - they were cramming for their finals.

    10) Employment applications always ask who is to be notified
    in case of emergency. I write "A very good doctor."

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    Default Re: some thinkers for you

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    9) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
    a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on
    me - they were cramming for their finals.

    10) Employment applications always ask who is to be notified
    in case of emergency. I write "A very good doctor."
    This is 2 awesome quotes, phrases, tags, whatever they are. ROFLMAO
    I have no ambition in this world but one.. That is to be a Firefighter! The position in the eyes of some may appear to be a lowly one... It is a nobel calling

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    Good reading any other good quotes
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    Default Re: some thinkers for you

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    9) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
    a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on
    me - they were cramming for their finals.

    10) Employment applications always ask who is to be notified
    in case of emergency. I write "A very good doctor."
    This is 2 awesome quotes, phrases, tags, whatever they are. ROFLMAO
    I have no ambition in this world but one.. That is to be a Firefighter! The position in the eyes of some may appear to be a lowly one... It is a nobel calling

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    "I am nobody
    Nobody is perfect
    Therefore, I must be perfect!"
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    "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
    - Anon

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    If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

    When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

    Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

    What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

    I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

    How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

    Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

    Black holes are where God divided by zero.

    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

    Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

    Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

    Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of

    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

    Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

    Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

    When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    If everything appears to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

    Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

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    I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

    I intend to live forever - so far, so good

    I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

    Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    How do I set my laser printer on stun?

    If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

    How is it possible to have a civil war?

    Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

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