Thread: Old songs, new lyrics
03-19-2005, 10:46 PM #1
Old songs, new lyrics
It was fun being a baby boomer ... till now. Some of the
artists of the "60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accomodate aging boomers.
The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye -- I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
ABBA -- Denture Queen
Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Willie Nelson -- On the Throne Again
Leslie Gore -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
Anyone care to add to the list?IACOJ
If you are willing to teach;
I am willing to learn.
03-19-2005, 11:31 PM #2
The Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive...Be safe y'all!
IACOJ Animal Control
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
03-20-2005, 04:33 AM #3
The Beatles "When I'm 64"... a song of "prophecy!""The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY
03-20-2005, 01:24 PM #4
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
- firmly entrenched in mediocrity
(who'll stop by these days) Only the homely - Roy Orbison
(Not eatin enough fiber) He'll have to go - Jim Reeves
03-20-2005, 03:58 PM #5
For those with a prostate problem:
There's a bathroom on the right" Credence Clearwater RevivalSteve Dragon
FFII, Fire Instructor II, Fire Officer I, Fire Appartus Driver Operator Certified
Volunteers are never "off duty".
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