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    Talking Old songs, new lyrics

    It was fun being a baby boomer ... till now. Some of the
    artists of the "60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accomodate aging boomers.

    They include:

    The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
    Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
    Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
    Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
    Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
    Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
    Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
    Marvin Gaye -- I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
    Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
    The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
    ABBA -- Denture Queen
    Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall
    Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
    Willie Nelson -- On the Throne Again
    Leslie Gore -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

    Anyone care to add to the list?
    IACOJ
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    I am willing to learn.

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    The Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive...
    Be safe y'all!
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    "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

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    The Beatles "When I'm 64"... a song of "prophecy!"
    ‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
    Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY

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    (who'll stop by these days) Only the homely - Roy Orbison

    (Not eatin enough fiber) He'll have to go - Jim Reeves

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    For those with a prostate problem:

    There's a bathroom on the right" Credence Clearwater Revival
    Steve Dragon
    FFII, Fire Instructor II, Fire Officer I, Fire Appartus Driver Operator Certified
    Volunteers are never "off duty".
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