I just had to share this one with you folks; I got such a chuckle out of it:
Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, laying lifeless was the Easter Bunny. The man started sobbing and said he had committed a terrible crime..I have run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter Day and it's all my fault. Suddenly, another car stopped and the man told the driver what had happened. The driver ran back to her car and a moment later she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. Immediately, the bunny sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped and waved back at them. Then, it ran another 10 feet, stopped and waved again. It did this over and over until the man & woman could no longer see the bunny. Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "what is that stuff in the bottle?' The woman replied.....
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>are you ready for this?
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>are you sure?
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>okay, hare goes!....The woman replied, "It's Harespray...it revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."
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> HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!...
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03-27-2005, 12:23 PM #1
Easter Chuckle
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Rookie, you've outdone yourself....
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It was pretty good!
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