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    Default You know things are going south when...

    You cain’t git a loan approved –
    at the bank you WORK at.

    People wipe they feet before they
    LEAVE your house

    Your brother in law is a deputy sherriff
    and HE turns you in

    Your dog runs away to the animal shelter

    You’re an appliance repairman by trade –
    and the wife hangs clothes on a line

    You get to work in the morning
    and find the sixty minutes news team waiting for you

    Mosquitos will bite everyone at the barbeque
    EXCEPT you

    Rabid dogs are scared to come near you

    You come home and find your kitchen roped off
    and men in white environmental suits carrying off the contents of your refrigerator

    Your inlaws admire you for your patience with their offspring

    An oil change shop files a lawsuit against you for negligence

    You have your odometer labeled “TIMES 100”

    The fish are dying in your above ground pool

    The company you work for asks permission to use you as a tax write off

    The local garbage company LEAVES THINGS OFF at your place

    You’ve posted a sign offering firewood for sale – and a man asks:
    “How much do you want for the garage…”

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    Default Re: You know things are going south when...

    Originally posted by backdraft663
    You get to work in the morning
    and find the sixty minutes news team waiting for you
    LMAO
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    Default Re: You know things are going south when...

    Originally posted by backdraft663
    You come home and find your kitchen roped off
    and men in white environmental suits carrying off the contents of your refrigerator

    This sound like the fridge at the station!!! Placards have been placed on them in the past.

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    Default Re: You know things are going south when...

    Originally posted by backdraft663
    Your inlaws admire you for your patience with their offspring
    This actually happened to me with my ex! Not quite in-laws, but close enough...
    The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

    I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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