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    Default Politically Correct

    You may have already seen these, but...

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
    2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
    3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
    4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
    5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
    6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
    7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
    8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
    9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
    10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
    11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
    12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
    5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
    6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
    7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
    8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
    9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
    10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
    11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."


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    She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
    Does that go for Canadians or am I a "Babe/Chick?"

    He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
    I'll have to try and remember that one although "total ***" cuts to the chase a lot quicker and most men won't have to repeat that to themselves or confer with their buddies in order to understand it. j/k
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    I am willing to learn.

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