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    Lack of rowing skills sinks plan to rob an ambulance boat in Norway

    Canadian Press Thursday, April 21, 2005

    OSLO, Norway (AP) - The two Norwegians thought they had the perfect escape vehicle for their heist - a rowboat.

    They overlooked one thing: Neither knew how to row a boat.

    Police said Thursday the men had broken into an ambulance boat near the small western town of Askvoll, and likely were looking for drugs or cash.

    The boat's burglar alarm alerted the ambulance crew members, who quickly arrived and saw the two men trying to flee in the small rowboat just before midnight Wednesday.

    Their paddling attempts were hopeless, police said.

    "They didn't have much of a chance," Deputy Sheriff Arnt Johnny Langeland said on the state radio network NRK. "They were rowing in opposite directions."

    The ambulance boat then gave chase, turning its powerful spotlights on the pair rowing in tiny circles. A local ferry joined the slow-speed pursuit, beaming its spotlights on the rowboat as well.

    The two men managed to get their rowboat to land, where they immediately were taken into police custody. They would likely face charges of breaking and entering, as well as theft, Langeland said, but he did not say if the two had managed to steal anything.

    The Canadian Press 2005
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