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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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04-23-2005, 03:14 AM #1Permanently Removed
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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04-23-2005, 07:08 AM #2Forum Member
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OMG! cant stop laughing!
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04-23-2005, 04:30 PM #3MembersZone Subscriber
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
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04-23-2005, 04:51 PM #455 Years & Still Rolling
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HaHaHaHah...............
ROTFLMAO.............
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That's Funny!
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I just spit vanilla Coke all over my keyboard!
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Quality....
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'Irony'... It's a British thing.
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Too funny........hahaha
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05-19-2005, 12:03 AM #10Forum Member
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Bou:
You have done it again. This was GREAT
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The good: Mini-Me
The bad: Bou finding Mini-Me
The UGLY: What's leftover of Mini-Me
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05-19-2005, 04:48 PM #12Forum Member
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I think the UGLY would actually be What's leftover of BOU!!!Originally posted by Res343cue
The good: Mini-Me
The bad: Bou finding Mini-Me
The UGLY: What's leftover of Mini-Me
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