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    Exclamation The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

    The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

    6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    8. Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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    OMG! cant stop laughing!

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!
    "I have no ambition in this world but one, and that is to be a fireman. The position may, in the eyes of some, appear to be a lowly one; but we know the work which a fireman has to do believe that his is a noble calling."

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    That's Funny!
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    I just spit vanilla Coke all over my keyboard!
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    Quality....
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    'Irony'... It's a British thing.

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    Too funny........hahaha
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    You have done it again. This was GREAT
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    The good: Mini-Me
    The bad: Bou finding Mini-Me
    The UGLY: What's leftover of Mini-Me

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    Originally posted by Res343cue
    The good: Mini-Me
    The bad: Bou finding Mini-Me
    The UGLY: What's leftover of Mini-Me
    I think the UGLY would actually be What's leftover of BOU!!!
    The comments made by me are my opinions only. They DO NOT reflect the opinions of my employer(s). If you have an issue with something I may say, take it up with me, either by posting in the forums, emailing me through my profile, or PMing me through my profile.
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