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    Default A letter from a mother to her daughter

    Dear Louanne Ellie Mae:

    I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

    About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

    John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother....

    Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

    Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

    There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. Love, Mom

    P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed
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    Default I think I found the Author of that letter....


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    Default Re: I think I found the Author of that letter....

    Originally posted by tyler101
    http://welcome.to/mytrailerparkpage
    Now that is funny. they are some ugly people

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    Lurlene is sure a hotty isn't she....

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    Whoo Doggie...
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    Originally posted by tyler101
    Lurlene is sure a hotty isn't she....
    I was drinking my coffee when i opened that now i will have to clean it off my monitor

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    ROFLMAO

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    Did you visit all 5 pages...

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    they must have been the inventors of the toothbrush, if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

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    Originally posted by tyler101
    Did you visit all 5 pages...
    I did and i cannot stop laughing

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    they must have been the inventors of the toothbrush, if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush
    LOL

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    that guy has another website.

    http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

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    I just went through the homepage. I nearly did myself an injury laughing so hard.
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    I'd like to know where they get all of these photo's at. You have got to have some SERIOUS time on your hands to do this..... Must be a firefighter

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    That was almost as funny as this group. Ooops. My mistake, this group is for real.

    Scroll down past the johnny reb F-15's and clink on the article that discusses the activity of the Washington County militia.

    It's hysterically funny. And it's supposed to be serious.
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    Hey SC is your signature a line from a movie? It sounds familiar, but I cant think of what movie it is. What movie is it from?

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    Originally posted by pvfire424
    Hey SC is your signature a line from a movie? It sounds familiar, but I cant think of what movie it is. What movie is it from?

    I'm pretty sure it's the first Hot Shots!!
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    I think Ive run a call to that park
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    I haven't checked out the other site yet (I'm at work), but I'm a bettin that I can find some of those people in one of our trailer parks.........
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    You should try leaving your dirty, crime-ridden neighborhoods sometime to actually visit the state and see what it is like.

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    I apologize. I was in a hell of a bad mood earlier today.

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    Originally posted by Fire2123
    You should try leaving your dirty, crime-ridden neighborhoods sometime to actually visit the state and see what it is like.
    Fire2123, I take it that you are a fellow West Virginian? It'll be okay... Just remember, for every joke that we hear, we have 20 places that look like this...
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    Originally posted by Co11FireGal


    Fire2123, I take it that you are a fellow West Virginian? It'll be okay... Just remember, for every joke that we hear, we have 20 places that look like this...
    Sorry guys I never meant to offend you, it was just a joke.
    that is a great view. where was that taken? I wish Iowa looked like that instead of being so flat.

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    No offense taken here. West Virginians tell jokes about West Virginians!

    I'll be the FIRST to admit it...some places you go, all of those things aren't far from the truth!

    That pic was taken from the Outlook at Cooper's Rock State Park, Monongalia County. The river below is the Cheat River. It's really a great place to visit if you're ever in the neighborhood...great trails for hiking/backpacking, some good rock climbing/rappeling spots, mountain biking and cross-country skiing. Good fishing at the lake and, if you know where to go, caving at Beaver Hole. Great place for SAR training too.
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