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    Post May 19

    IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES.


    AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OF OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES.

    THEREFORE MAY 19TH HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF GASOLINE THAT DAY.

    THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT.

    WAITING ON THIS ADMIN STRATION TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

    REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE GOING UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING MATERIALS, MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO!

    WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.

    SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE MAY 19TH A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

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    Oh not this stupid non-sense again. Would the webteam please spare everyone the wasted time reading this BS and jsut delete the thread??
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    Do you realize how not true this is?

    Check Snopes!

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    Here's a modified version that is a little closer to reality:


    IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY THEY WOULD JUST BUY IT THE NEXT DAY, ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING.


    AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A SEVERE CASE OF THE GIGGLES. OIL MONGRALS WOULD BE DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AT THE IDIOTS WHO THINK THEIR LITTLE PROTEST HAS ANY EFFECT ON THEM.

    THEREFORE MAY 19TH HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "ANNOYING E-MAIL CHAIN LETTER PASSED ON BY IGNORANT SUCKER" DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD PROBABLY JUST IGNORE THIS DUMB IDEA.

    THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SPREAD THIS SENSELESS AND MEANINGLESS STEAMING PILE OF BS AND ANNOY THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE TO NO END IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT THAT YOU ARE A SUCKER.

    WAITING ON THIS ADMIN STRATION (WHATEVER THAT IS) TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN SINCE THEY REALLY CAN'T DO MUCH. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO... AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT. MAYBE THEY WERE JUST LYING TO TRICK THE SUCKERS WHO SEND THIS CRAP?

    REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE GOING UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING MATERIALS, MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO! SO OBVIOUSLY SHUTTING DOWN THE SHIPPING, AIRLINE, MEDICAL, AND FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY FOR A DAY IS A PERFECT SOLUTION!! IDIOTS BAND TOGETHER!!

    WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN OUR LITTLE MINDS. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE REALIZE THAT THE CAR IS OUT OF GAS AND WE'LL HAVE TO BUY MORE LIKE AN IDIOT.

    SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS TOTAL NON-SENSE. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT WAY THEY WILL KNOW HOL GULLIBLE YOU ARE. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE MAY 19TH A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH". WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT MEAN "ENOUGH" OF THIS STUPID DON'T BUY GAS CRAP AND I CAN STOP RECEIVING THIS STUPID BS IN MY E-MAIL.
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    Careful NM, you might hurt someones feelings.



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    I'd rather be disliked by a bunch of gulible suckers than get millions of stupid chain letters in the mail.
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    nmfire - you are right on. Also, May 19th is the opening of Revenge of the Sith - at least out here on the West Coast. If the oil thing were true - they picked a stupid day to do it.

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    GREAT! Now my Birthday has become

    stick it up your behind day

    I'm crushed

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    Originally posted by gfpdwh
    GREAT! Now my Birthday has become

    stick it up your behind day

    I'm crushed
    Dont fret, Im sure it was an oversite on his part
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    Originally posted by nmfire
    Here's a modified version that is a little closer to reality:


    IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY THEY WOULD JUST BUY IT THE NEXT DAY, ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING.


    AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A SEVERE CASE OF THE GIGGLES. OIL MONGRALS WOULD BE DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AT THE IDIOTS WHO THINK THEIR LITTLE PROTEST HAS ANY EFFECT ON THEM.

    THEREFORE MAY 19TH HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "ANNOYING E-MAIL CHAIN LETTER PASSED ON BY IGNORANT SUCKER" DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD PROBABLY JUST IGNORE THIS DUMB IDEA.

    THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SPREAD THIS SENSELESS AND MEANINGLESS STEAMING PILE OF BS AND ANNOY THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE TO NO END IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT THAT YOU ARE A SUCKER.

    WAITING ON THIS ADMIN STRATION (WHATEVER THAT IS) TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN SINCE THEY REALLY CAN'T DO MUCH. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO... AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT. MAYBE THEY WERE JUST LYING TO TRICK THE SUCKERS WHO SEND THIS CRAP?

    REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE GOING UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING MATERIALS, MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO! SO OBVIOUSLY SHUTTING DOWN THE SHIPPING, AIRLINE, MEDICAL, AND FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY FOR A DAY IS A PERFECT SOLUTION!! IDIOTS BAND TOGETHER!!

    WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN OUR LITTLE MINDS. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE REALIZE THAT THE CAR IS OUT OF GAS AND WE'LL HAVE TO BUY MORE LIKE AN IDIOT.

    SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS TOTAL NON-SENSE. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT WAY THEY WILL KNOW HOL GULLIBLE YOU ARE. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE MAY 19TH A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH". WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT MEAN "ENOUGH" OF THIS STUPID DON'T BUY GAS CRAP AND I CAN STOP RECEIVING THIS STUPID BS IN MY E-MAIL.
    Standing ovation for nm.

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