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    Default Ahh yes, a little slice of Americana...little children and the ice cream truck...

    ...and insults...and assault charges...good times, good times.



    Ice Cream Vendor Guilty Of Punching Teen

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    PITTSBURGH -- A Pittsburgh area ice cream man will spend 18 months on probation for losing his good humor with a mouthy teenage customer.

    Nazzareno Didiano, 40, of Pittsburgh, was found guilty of simple assault Tuesday for punching the boy, who is now 14, last May.

    Didiano denied punching the boy at his trial Tuesday, but a judge didn't believe him.

    Didiano said the boy used profanity when he complained about the prices he charged on his ice cream truck, so Didiano told the boy he was fat and didn't need ice cream anyway. That's when the boy called Didiano a bald ripoff -- although the boy spiced up the insult with an expletive.

    The boy's mother said she's upset because her son is now self-conscious about his weight.

    Didiano said he's upset because he lost his job with Paul's Ice Cream Company.

    Didiano must also attend anger management classes.
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    That shouldnt be funny, but it is.

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    You wanta da ice-a cream??YOU WANTA DA ICE-A CREAM???? I GIVE YOU DA ICE-A CREAM YOU ROTTEN LITTLE ^%*&(&(*^&*(

    TONIGHT YOU SLEEP WID DA FISHES KID!!!

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    Originally posted by CaptainS
    That shouldnt be funny, but it is.
    It's is funny.

    Hey, Stayback, were is your boy KeepBack. Haven't heard from him in a while, you keeping him all to yourself?
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    The boy's mother said she's upset because her son is now self-conscious about his weight.

    You trying to tell me the kid didn't know he was fat before?????

    I smell a lawsuit coming out of this one, he is forever scarred because the ice cream man called him fat.
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    Originally posted by LadyCapn



    You trying to tell me the kid didn't know he was fat before?????

    I smell a lawsuit coming out of this one, he is forever scarred because the ice cream man called him fat.
    He isn't fat, hes big boned!
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    Originally posted by Lewiston2Capt


    He isn't fat, hes big boned!
    I thought he was horizontally challenged

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    I was in mcdonalds one day when i was standing in line there was a BIG woman and her friend standing in front of me. the big lady ordered a big mac meal (super sized) and a diet coke. Her friend asked why a diet coke as that will not make her lose weight. the womans answer was that she had a problem with her glands and that was why she was so fat.
    just as she said that her friend said laughing " you have a problem with your glands which one your mouth"
    I nearly wet my pants laughing

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    Dont forget Oreos will not only make you fat but they will also kill you. Evil Oreos, simply evil.

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    Oreos are not quite as deadly as week old fig newtons left opened in the back of the cupboard...
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    Default What a dumbass...

    First- You dont touch anyone else's kid.

    Second- You dont punch anyone because you will then be in
    court.

    Last- So what if the kid mouths off. F-him and get thicker
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    Originally posted by pengman


    I thought he was horizontally challenged
    Apparently he is horizontally gifted, might be vertically challanged though.
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    Default Re: What a dumbass...

    Originally posted by CALFFBOU

    One correction- Its ok to punch Mini-me.
    Bou, I have to remind you that the National Association Against Mini Me Abuse will be contacting you about your immense insensitivity. Expect a deposition.

    As for the rest of your post you are right.

    It is still funny too.
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    Didiano denied punching the boy at his trial Tuesday, but a judge didn't believe him.

    Didiano said the boy used profanity when he complained about the prices he charged on his ice cream truck, so Didiano told the boy he was fat and didn't need ice cream anyway. That's when the boy called Didiano a bald ripoff -- although the boy spiced up the insult with an expletive.

    Wow, outwitted by a 13 year old boy.

    I guess that's why he drives the ice cream truck.
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    Default Re: Re: What a dumbass...

    Originally posted by DaSharkie


    Bou, I have to remind you that the National Association Against Mini Me Abuse will be contacting you about your immense insensitivity. Expect a deposition.

    As for the rest of your post you are right.

    It is still funny too.
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    My favourite part of the article is this:

    "although the boy spiced up the insult with an expletive."


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    Wah. I'm a fat kid too, I've been called a fat kid before, and y'know what? The little boy just needs to grow some thicker skin.

    I weigh in at roughly 240 right now. I'm 6' 2", am broad shouldered, but still have a good amount of weight that I could lose.

    Maybe the 'fat kid' needs to put down the ice cream cone and the TV remote and get outside.

    Funny, with a little bit extra physical activity, I dropped some weight. I'll (hopefully) be 200 by the end of summer.

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    He isn't fat, hes big boned!
    and here I thought he was just short for his weight!

    Aside from the obvious that was mentioned regarding hitting a kid (heck in today's world you can't hit anyone, or think of it for that matter!) what about the 40 year old ice cream 'man'

    I can see this whole scene recreated in a future Adam Sandler movie!!

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    The ice cream man would also have to have a friend who yells out "You can do it Gringo! Punch his F*$^&ng head off!"


    Honestly though, that kid probably only goes outside to get ice cream.
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    Default Re: Re: Re: What a dumbass...

    Originally posted by CALFFBOU


    Damn Mini-Me...Ummm...Maybe I can hide out in Canada with
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    Anyone remember that movie Willow? Those midgets gave me the creeps.
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Default Re: Ahh yes, a little slice of Americana...little children and the ice cream truck...

    Originally posted by StayBack500FT
    ...The boy's mother said she's upset because her son is now self-conscious about his weight.
    What about the poor bald guy.....who has lost his self esteem and worries if the chicks are gonna make fun of his bald head?
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    Default Re: Re: Re: Re: What a dumbass...

    Originally posted by mcaldwell


    Get in line!
    Go check out the "Faces" thread in the Off Duty section.
    You can see me out with her twin...Bou

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    Do ya have t'call me fat? I tried going on a diet, ya know. The zone, ya know, 'Carbs are the enemy.' But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man.
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    He's not fat he's husky.
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