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    Red face Woman fainted because of pants

    KOd by vibrating pants
    By JOHN COLES
    A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda (british store owned by wal-mart)— after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.

    The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.

    But as she pushed her trolley (cart) she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.

    The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.

    Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing.

    They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
    The woman — who has not been named to spare her blushes — made a full recovery but her pride took a knock.

    As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag.

    An Asda spokesman said: “We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already


    I'm not sure who would have been blushing more the woman or the emt's


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    now there is a WWYD. you are dispatched to an unconcious woman. when you arrive, she is unresponsive, breathing rapidly, and has a buzzing coming from between her legs.

    now what would you do?


    btw, this story is so true, that Ann Summers has even listed it on their sales page for this product:
    http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp...=2005&pid=2555
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    I know some grizzled old EMS types who wouldn't even bat an eye at this situation.

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    LOL


    So what’s the problem? Just do a primary and either cut it off or pull it out and continue on.

    I have seen worst than that in my time. You ever heard about lockjaw? Yep seen that too.




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    Oh my...
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    What scares me is the underware starts at size 10 and up.
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    **poke**, **poke*** - Yup she's a live one.
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    Originally posted by RyanEMVFD
    What scares me is the underware starts at size 10 and up.
    ryan, don't be scared british and american sizes for clothing are different. here is how they compare.

    Women's Dresses and Suits
    United States 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 20
    UK and Irish 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22

    as you can see a British size 10 is a US size 8

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    ok, that makes me feel better. thanks
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    Wow!!! Why do you need to spice up your love life while shopping????
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    Talking Kids prob'ly shouldn't read this

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    She said that she was afflicted with a rare condition where everytime she sneezed, she would experience an orgasm. Shocked, and having never heard of such a condition, he asked if she was taking anything for it?

    "Oh, yes", she replied. "Pepper."
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    Good lord that's wrong! The next time you hear a woman buzzing whilst she walks past you, you will know what's going on. Just try not to get too excited yourself.
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    WWYD?


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    CLEAN UP IN AISLE 5.....THATS A CLEAN UP IN AISLE 5....thank you!

    Apparently she's going to be the buzz in the store for a while
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    ROFLMAO !!!! you guys is killin me this am .........BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz.........is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to be shoppinG ?
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