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    Quote Originally Posted by jerrygarcia
    So, this is what 2500 looks like.

    If this is what 2500 looks like, imagine 3000 Should we put up balloons and serve sqare cake?
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerrygarcia
    So, this is what 2500 looks like.

    Timing is everything, JG.
    Hey; since I got you on the phone, I read in the paper yesterday that you were missing some toilets AND a bidat? They were salmon colored. Police suspect an obscessive fan or someone re-modelling their bathroom.
    Cool, huh?
    How's the tye-dye business doing?
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    OSAMA & THE GENIE

    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle along the way and picked it up.

    Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.

    The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

    Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.



    His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.



    God is good.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Anyone from Rhode Island lurking about?

    I'm going to be in Warwick next week and thought it might be nice to be able to take my grandsons to a fire station.

    Any takers?

    I went the RI state forum, but it was sort of dead.

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    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
    Too good for him....

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    Bin Laden, Donner party of four, your table is ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerrygarcia
    Bin Laden, Donner party of four, your table is ready.


    Now thats FUNNY Other than it could be considered a slight towards the Donner Expidition.

    I wonder if he plays Peruvian (?) soccer? It was a Peruvian soccer team that crashed in the Andes in 1970 something....?
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    That Donner party is a pretty cold lot, ya know. They're probably going to have a bone to pick with you. . .
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    Got this from a co-worker:

    An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a Nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,

    "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences".


    The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

    "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

    But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"



    You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!










    "Well" he replied, "Today's the viewing."


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    "If you start thinking about your career over your duty, it's time to get out."

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    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Default Defiantly NOT P.C.

    A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

    The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

    The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

    The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

    The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

    " No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ***** is for."
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Default Is it dead yet?

    Action here seems to have tailed off to nothing...

    Is it time for it to die?



    While I'm typing... Does anyone know how to get smoke smell out of stuff?

    I've got a leather belt and a cel phone case which were on my person during a recent fire which still smell like smoke. I used to have $45 which also smelled of smoke, but I spent them at Ikea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rualfire
    Action here seems to have tailed off to nothing...

    Is it time for it to die?

    While I'm typing... Does anyone know how to get smoke smell out of stuff?

    I've got a leather belt and a cel phone case which were on my person during a recent fire which still smell like smoke. I used to have $45 which also smelled of smoke, but I spent them at Ikea.
    Have you tried using skunk scent?
    That should get rid of the smoke smell.
    I have been away for a while. I thought the thread had gotten off-topic.
    What is the topic?
    Oh well; only the good die young.
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    Default parting thoughts

    What are the possibilities that when I get back from vacation, this thread will have died a dignified death? Try to behave yourselves while I am gone.

    Is it Friday yet??????

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    There is nothing dignified about this thread...

    Not Friday yet....

    I hope you enjoy yourself.... Gone for a month aren't you?
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    Ten beautiful days. I wish I could afford a month in Australia. If I had a month and the $$, I would be going back to NZ too.

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    I wish I had a nickel for every nickel I've ever spent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerrygarcia
    I wish I had a nickel for every nickel I've ever spent.

    I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said, "I wish I had a nickel..."
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    If you had a nickel for every nickel you spent, you would have had two nickels to start with. Consider, if you had invested that second nickel, where would you be now?

    You'd be short TWO nickels instead of only ONE.

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    Dont look into the red spiral when reading this one... it might give you gas or something even worse eheheheeheh
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    ... I thought the thread had gotten off-topic.
    What is the topic? CR


    What !?



    This thread has,had a topic.... Where is my ibuprofen ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said, "I wish I had a nickel..."
    CR


    I just wish I had a nickel, they raised the price of a can of pop to 55 cents.


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    It could have been a "worse" voice... Goofy:

    GGGAAAAWWWWWHHHRRRRSSHHH

    EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEE
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Talking in case I don't have time to check in again

    Take care everyone and stay safe. The land of the kangaroos and kualas is calling my name and in a few days I will be heading down under. Try and behave yourselves while I am away (if that is possible for a house full of firefighters that is).


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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef
    Try and behave yourselves while I am away (if that is possible for a house full of firefighters that is).

    I am wounded........we always try and behave.

    It's just that we're not to successful at it.

    Have a great trip and bring us some pictures and receipies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by batchief99
    I am wounded........we always try and behave.

    It's just that we're not to successful at it..

    Well, there is always hope.....
    Last edited by superchef; 05-09-2006 at 07:47 PM.

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