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    Bell bottoms are back in style, but they're called "flares" now
    September 11th - Never Forget

    I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

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    Men Are Just Happier People



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    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be President.

    You can never be pregnant.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original color.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.

    Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jerrygarcia
    Men Are Just Happier People
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    Hmmm, Jerry, you mean, like this???
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    Quote Originally Posted by skyraider
    Hmmm, Jerry, you mean, like this???
    HEY.... Thats gonna be me in about .... well not that far from now...

    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Good one, Jerry!

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    I can't beleive this thread is still going. I have been out of the loop for a little over a week, I was sure it would be gone.
    "Training doesn't make you a good fireman, fighting fire makes you a good fireman"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmitchell
    I can't beleive this thread is still going. I have been out of the loop for a little over a week, I was sure it would be gone.
    You'll recall we almost killed it back on page 109.

    If at first you don't succeed. Try try again.

    When are they going to make this sucker sticky?
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    It always seems to be sticky to the front page.

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    AS long as there are thread killers this thread will not die



    *Stands up* "Hi, my name is RspctFrmCalgary and I am a thread killer".


    My latest victim was the "Thumbs up for Honesty" thread.




    September 11th - Never Forget

    I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

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    Talking cookies anyone

    May as well feed this thread. It will never die.

    Chocolate Chunk Cookies
    not chips.. CHUNKs of the best semi-sweet chocolate money can buy (and not that is not Nestles, I spent $10 on a one lb bar) warm and fresh from the oven.

    any hungry firefighters out there?


    cheffie

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    I leave you alone for Weeks.

    No food
    No medical support
    No nothing

    And still you will not Die.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Kiwi. Welcome back to the Flock, Brother!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    Talking he's back

    Welcome back Kiwi.


    On another note, Hugs reduce your blood pressure. It's been studied and verified. Hug a chef today.

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    Now what colour shirt should I wear with those camo pants? Or should I wear my old style white painter pants?

    **walks away deep in thought**
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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef
    Welcome back Kiwi.


    On another note, Hugs reduce your blood pressure. It's been studied and verified. Hug a chef today.

    Hug(s) to Cheffie !!
    I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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    Default Whoa!!!!

    All of this hugging and good will is freaking me out a little.

    I'm not ready to be in touch with my feminine side.

    In fact.. lets talk about the weather.

    lovely day here:
    Last edited by rualfire; 03-03-2006 at 10:47 AM. Reason: Add picture
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    Quote Originally Posted by rualfire
    All of this hugging and good will is freaking me out a little.

    I'm not ready to be in touch with my feminine side.

    In fact.. lets talk about the weather.

    lovely day here:

    Romantic chap aren't you?



    Thanks for the hug pv. I needed one (or two or three...)

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    Wish you (me too) here.
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    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    Talking hmm

    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    Wish you (me too) here.
    I get confused easily on Fridays. Are you trying to tell us something here??

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    Default Let me translate...

    Malahat's statement is in Canadian. Let me translate.

    What he really said was:

    Wow. It looks bloody cold in Strathmore. Here's a picture of current conditions in Malahat. Don't you wish you were there? I miss Malahat, and Tim Horton's coffee, and good beer.
    Or something like that....

    Last edited by rualfire; 03-03-2006 at 02:43 PM.
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