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    You wouldn't be laughing as hard in my position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerrygarcia
    That is two teenage daughters with two completely different agendas.

    No wonder you started this thread. You were looking for your sanity.

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    Maybe I dont have daughters of any age, but I do have a younger sister and foster sister, plus we had an aunt and a female cousin living with us when I was growing up.... And being oldest, I got to do most of the "dropping off and picking up", once I got my drivers licence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef
    No wonder you started this thread. You were looking for your sanity.
    Sanity is no longer an option.

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    You've got 2 options.


    1. Buy them each a car (they'll be 16 soon)
    2. Find them nice boyfirends who have vans


    Both will do wonders for your sanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rualfire
    You've got 2 options.


    1. Buy them each a car (they'll be 16 soon)
    2. Find them nice boyfirends who have vans


    Both will do wonders for your sanity.

    There's no such thing as a "nice" boyfriend with a van.

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    Sure will!

    And maybe one of them will develop a lead foot and you , too, can have your auto insurance company drop you like a hot rock because of her!

    Oh the memories!

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    I'm not sure I'm ready to even think about this. I've got two boys and two girls. I'm hoping that if I raise my boys right, they will be able to cull the prospective boyfriends with little or no intervention from dad. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by batchief99
    There's no such thing as a "nice" boyfriend with a van.

    There is no such thing as a "nice" boyfriend at all to the father of a teenaged daughter.....and mine know it.


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    And thats why Mr Remington invented....

    Remington now swings the pendulum even further on 870P Police shotgun line offerings. The new 870P MAX carries maximum features for tactical shotgun application. The buildup starts with the standard 870 Police Parkerized 18" barrel shotgun. We’ve included the Davis Speedfeed® IV-s 13" LOP full pistol grip buttstock for ease of handling and comfort while wearing a vest. (Stock is 1" shorter than a standard full length stock)
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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    And thats why Mr Remington invented....



    So....tell me how many daughters did Mr. Remington have?

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    Just the one, but she was a handful!

    Does anyone else have insomnia?

    Do you have a good remedy for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL
    Does anyone else have insomnia?

    Do you have a good remedy for it?
    I do...
    Sleep...
    Ambien also works well if you can get a full 8 hours....that's why my prescription sits full in the med cabinet...
    The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

    I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL
    Does anyone else have insomnia?

    Do you have a good remedy for it?
    Do you have a stokes basket nearby?
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    To sleep, perchance to dream...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL
    To sleep, perchance to dream...!
    Most days I am happy just to sssslleeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp through the night.

    But with alergy season kicking in .... well .... ya.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Seven straight hours of sleep last night!

    Unbelievable!

    There really can be better living through chemistry.

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    Talking is it time to go on vacation yet?????

    Do you ever stop to wonder why????

    BTW- Lew, I am happy to hear that you slept straight. Maybe it was sleeping crooked that was keeping you awake.

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    I haven't done anything crooked in years!

    I always got caught so I gave it up.

    That's how I manage to stay on as the department treasurer.

    I've never lost a reelection bid for that office.

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    So, this is what 2500 looks like.

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