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    Talking HOLD IT...............................

    STOP THE PRESSES!........ I think I've got it. While messing around in the kitchen, I've developed a new food item!


    SPAM NEWTONS!

    Now we can all get sick together.
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    Originally posted by PattyV
    bottles and cans
    if it is in cans, it has a higher aluminium content.
    if it is in bottles, it has a higher silicon content
    I thought Boobs were sublect to a higher Silicone content.

    What?....... Ohhhh...... I get it. SiliCON, not SiliCONE. OK
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    Default Re: HOLD IT...............................

    Originally posted by hwoods
    STOP THE PRESSES!........ I think I've got it. While messing around in the kitchen, I've developed a new food item!


    SPAM NEWTONS!

    Now we can all get sick together.

    Chief Woods, the dinners must be rather interesting on your cooking nights. Or do chiefs cook?


    somehow having the words binder and preservative as main ingredients is just wee bit frightening. Then again, isn't silicon a sort of binder and preservative too? Or was that Silicone? Now you have me all confused. That is not a good way to begin the weekend.




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    I'm cooking at the station right now. Traditional mexican every Saturday.


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    But if you need to get to a single classification. I would go with cans. Beer is brewed in steel vessels.
    Not my beer. I brew my own and it never gets put into metal, i dont like that metal taste that comes with it. I use three plastic fermentors and plastic or glass bottles.
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    But if you need to get to a single classification. I would go with cans. Beer is brewed in steel vessels.
    I belive its copper, not steel. At least thats what they had at the old Bud plant in Tampa.

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    Default Always put salt in your eye

    Any other rules or mantras you guys can think of to categorize your alternate reality?

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    Don't start here with reality. We have no place for it. We just have enough room for some fig newtons, spam and Jello. There's always room for Jello..


    BTW, Jello; liquid or solid?



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    i reckon its solid.

    It is in its liquid state when it is at a higher temperature, then when it cools it becomes solid.
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Default Re: Always put salt in your eye

    Originally posted by rualfire
    Any other rules or mantras you guys can think of to categorize your alternate reality?



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    Originally posted by PattyV
    i reckon its solid.

    It is in its liquid state when it is at a higher temperature, then when it cools it becomes solid.


    If I remember my biology from high school, it's an irreversible colloid.

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    Well aint we mr. smartipants!
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    irreversible colloid.

    Is there a cure for that?




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    Just rub a little bit of this cream on it three times per day, and come back if it doesn't clear up in a week. And, no initmate contact until the colloid is gone.

    yuck...

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    Just rub some Tussin on it.

    Last edited by jerrygarcia; 07-05-2005 at 06:01 AM.

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    Got any gum?


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    PattyV you had me scared for a minute, I skipped over the
    post before yours and was wondering why you ****ed on the
    floor???

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    Default Depends

    PattyV is wearing depends and is now outfitted with a colostomy bag... No more messes.

    Table for one please.


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    That's a bunch of crap!


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    Originally posted by jerrygarcia
    That's a bunch of crap!


    What's That Jerry?? A Bushel Basket of Cowpies?
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    it's an irreversible colloid.
    Isn't that a green, leafy vegetable?
    Vegetative state? Like Iowa?
    Could it be a car part; something to do with the ignition?
    I'm comin' up empty on this.
    Is it pronounced with a soft "O" or a hard one?
    I just made myself giggle.
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    I just made myself giggle.
    Calm down, CR, calm down. Think nice thoughts and go to your Happy Place.







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    I think it has something to do with the rocker box.


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    Talking ???????????????????????????????

    Originally posted by ullrichk
    it's an irreversible colloid.
    That is, Ahh..... Err..... Something like an Auto Accident, Right? Something like "Them two cars Colloided Headon?
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    after they Colloided, they was not reversible apart.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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