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10-21-2006, 05:50 PM #2961This space for rent
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10-23-2006, 10:34 PM #2962MembersZone Subscriber
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Guy walks into a bar and noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot comes over to the gentleman and asks for his drink order, then comes back with his drink.
Then the robot says "excuse me, sir, but so we can have an intelligent conversation, can you tell me your IQ?"
The patron replies, "my IQ is 150". So, they talk about physics, the stock market and world politics.
The patron finishes his drink and walks out of the bar, but stops.
"You know; that was pretty cool" and he walks back into the bar.
The robot comes over and takes his drink order, comes back with his drink and says "excuse me, sir, but so we can have an intelligent conversation, can you tell me your IQ?"
The patron replies, "my IQ is 100". So, they talk about sports, relationships and classic cars.
The patron finishes his drink and goes to the restroom and comes out and sits at the other end of the bar. The robot comes over and takes his drink order, comes back with the drink and says "excuse me, sir, but so we can have an intelligent conversation, can you tell me your IQ?"
The patron replies, "my IQ is 50". The robot looks at him, puzzled for a moment and then asks:
"So, how long have you been a fire chief"!
True story.
CR
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10-24-2006, 11:40 AM #2963Forum Member
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Originally Posted by ChiefReason
Guy walks into a bar and noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot comes over to the gentleman and asks for his drink order, then comes back with his drink.
Then the robot says "excuse me, sir, but so we can have an intelligent conversation, can you tell me your IQ?"
The patron replies, "my IQ is 150". So, they talk about physics, the stock market and world politics.
The patron finishes his drink and walks out of the bar, but stops.
"You know; that was pretty cool" and he walks back into the bar.
The robot comes over and takes his drink order, comes back with his drink and says "excuse me, sir, but so we can have an intelligent conversation, can you tell me your IQ?"
The patron replies, "my IQ is 100". So, they talk about sports, relationships and classic cars.
The patron finishes his drink and goes to the restroom and comes out and sits at the other end of the bar. The robot comes over and takes his drink order, comes back with the drink and says "excuse me, sir, but so we can have an intelligent conversation, can you tell me your IQ?"
The patron replies, "my IQ is 50". The robot looks at him, puzzled for a moment and then asks:
"So, how long have you been a fire chief"!
True story.
CR
Guess what everyone is going ot hear at the station tonight. lol.Training does not make perfect. Training makes permanent!
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10-25-2006, 05:52 PM #2964MembersZone Subscriber
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ARRRRGH!!
I can't post new threads any more! Again!
BTW the latest loser FF/arsonists are from my neck of the woods (Tiptonville, TN). Needless to say, we're not happy about it, but they got their pictures on the front page today in their striped pajamas, so things are headed in the right direction at least.ullrichk
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a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for
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10-26-2006, 11:41 AM #2965MembersZone Subscriber
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Thanks Ian and CR. I needed a laugh. Life has been too busy lately.
sign in hotel elevator:
This elevator is equipped with earthquake sensors. Do not make any sudden jarring movements or the elevator will stop (something like that,my eyes were a bit foggy). So just what were people doing in the elevator that caused them to put up the sign?
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10-27-2006, 08:19 AM #2966MembersZone Subscriber
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".... The Elevator goes up and down.. up and down. The Elevator goes up and down all the day long..."
(sorry, its real early and thats my best rendition of "The Wheels on the Bus..."
hehehehehe)
If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
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10-28-2006, 10:44 PM #2967MembersZone Subscriber
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I was smart. I turned all my clocks back one hour this afternon after I got home. That way, I could have my extra during the day when it would be more productive.
I don't want to wake up at 2 AM to have to turn my clock back one hour.
It is only 6:43 PM and it is already dark. I hate it when we turn the clocks back.
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10-28-2006, 10:59 PM #2968IACOJ BOD
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AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH H
Shut up Rick.
Adam has the damn Bus from PlaySchool, it singsssssss.
ALL DAY LONG.Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
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10-28-2006, 11:04 PM #2969MembersZone Subscriber
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Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
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10-28-2006, 11:21 PM #2970IACOJ BOD
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Damn tune is now stuck in my head.
AGAIN.Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
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10-29-2006, 12:25 AM #2971MembersZone Subscriber
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I will stay up an hour later to off set the clock.
I don't want to wake up tomorrow and worry about how I will spend the extra hour.
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10-29-2006, 12:30 AM #2972IACOJ BOD
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Do something productive....
I could sing you a song.....
DAMN IT RICK.Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
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10-30-2006, 07:29 AM #2973Forum Member
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I often get the song 'Toot toot chugga chugga Big Red Car' from the Wiggles stuck in my head. Sometimes i hate my neices and nephews.
"There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."
For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.
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10-30-2006, 07:33 AM #2974MembersZone Subscriber
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"....sing us a song tonight. We're all in the mood for a melody.... You're the PianoMan.... sing us a song tonight...." Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.
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10-30-2006, 11:36 AM #2975MembersZone Subscriber
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how about a chant instead of a song ?!
Three Thou-Zand Three Thou-Zand Three Thou-Zand...
only 25 more after this one!I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"
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10-30-2006, 11:44 AM #2976MembersZone Subscriber
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When I was on UN Duty in Cyprus, everytime there was a riot (ya we got'm very regularly) the folks rioting alwasy chanted something. I have no idea what they were saying, as it was either in Greek or Turkish, but in either language it alwasy sounded like: Originally Posted by pvfire424
PIZZA. TEQUILA. FOR FOURTEEN PEOPLE
If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.
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10-30-2006, 03:43 PM #2977MembersZone Subscriber
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"It's a small world after all...."
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10-30-2006, 05:20 PM #2978MembersZone Subscriber
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One day they started singing it not knowing what it was...
And now they'll keep on singing it forever just because
Its the song that never ends...
Repeat.SRFD905 - Serving since 1998
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10-30-2006, 06:01 PM #2979Forum Member
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ARRRGH! Bad memories... Originally Posted by Ladder8
We took my son to the "land of Mouse" when he was six, we were also celebrating our 10th anniversary. We were in the "It's a samll world" ride when it broke down.. we were stuck in there for half an hour until they could get it going again...."The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY
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10-30-2006, 10:08 PM #2980IACOJ BOD
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And the wheels on the ride go stop stop stop,
stop stop stop,
ALL DAY LONG.
Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
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