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    4 days, 1 hour 56 minutes, no answer.



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    Awwww. Shucks. I was just going to answer too.


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    Then, this one time, at band camp.......

    Why is it that cow meat is called beef, pig meat is called pork, and deer meat is called venison, BUT chicken meat is called CHICKEN, Turkey meat is called TURKEY, and duck meat is called DUCK? Something is a fowl.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Then, this one time, at band camp.......

    Why is it that cow meat is called beef, pig meat is called pork, and deer meat is called venison, BUT chicken meat is called CHICKEN, Turkey meat is called TURKEY, and duck meat is called DUCK? Something is a fowl.....
    And why is it that when you question people about meat of mysterious origin, they all tell you it tastes like chicken???

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    Spam tastes like chicken... no, wait. It tastes like spam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    cow meat is called beef
    Unless it's veal. . .

    Maybe a cow is just a name for a veal that's been allowed to graze.

    HMMM - didn't think of that, didja?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SapphyreBlues View Post
    And why is it that when you question people about meat of mysterious origin, they all tell you it tastes like chicken???
    How else do you think they are gonna sucker you in to eating braised rabbit turd au gratin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    How else do you think they are gonna sucker you in to eating braised rabbit turd au gratin?
    Put primavera sauce on anything and you can get people to eat it

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    Smile don't get saucy with me Bernaisse

    Firecat - "Put primavera sauce on anything and you can get people to eat it "

    Primavera sauce = ketchup where I come from

    and I always thought firefighters only knew three food groups:

    Meat (never included anything born with feathers unless BBQing)

    Stuff ya put beside the meat

    Drinks (became plural, used ta just be coffee)
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    Default Boxes, Bottles, Bags, Cans

    The four food groups.

    Boxes, Bottles, Bags, Cans.

    Eat a little from each group each day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rualfire View Post
    The four food groups.

    Boxes, Bottles, Bags, Cans.

    Eat a little from each group each day.

    what about fresh food like vegetable from your garden?good too.but depends on people i guess and if you can have a garden or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rualfire View Post
    The four food groups.

    Boxes, Bottles, Bags, Cans.

    Eat a little from each group each day.

    It's FIVE Main Food Groups.

    1. Burgers.

    2. Fries.

    3. Pizza.

    4. Colas.

    5. Ice Cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frenchfireball View Post
    what about fresh food like vegetable from your garden?good too.but depends on people i guess and if you can have a garden or not.
    I do actually have a little garden on the side of my house. Corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, peas, lettuce. The frost has already come here. I'm not going to cover the tomatoes for too much longer..
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    A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

    The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

    The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rualfire View Post
    A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

    The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

    The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

    i knew this joke,aweeeee,so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Something is a fowl.....
    Chicken is called poultry. Hmmm.. I guess everyone thinks like I do, and would never order a BBQ poultry sandwich...

    I thought the food groups were:
    Take-out,
    Dine-in,
    Microwave,
    and
    Thanksgiving at Grandma's..

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    I can't believe this thread is floundering at the end of my new-post search when all that carp is going on near the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ullrichk View Post
    I can't believe this thread is floundering at the end of my new-post search when all that carp is going on near the front.
    ...if you want carp, go to 'a tale of two prawns'.

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    Default Yeah. You don't want these two merged.

    Gotta lure 'em back.

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    Carp, prawns and lures...

    Sounds fishy.

    Probably smells fishy, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL View Post
    Carp, prawns and lures...

    Sounds fishy.

    Probably smells fishy, too.
    Shouldn't if it's fresh.....

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    This thread has been around for a while.

    And not refrigerated.

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    But Spam has a half-life, not an expiration. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by ullrichk View Post
    But Spam has a half-life, not an expiration. . .
    So do Twinkies but I'm still not touching 'em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    So do Twinkies but I'm still not touching 'em!
    Is the judgement of 1/2 life when they go from being soft AND squishy to just squishy?
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