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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Is the judgement of 1/2 life when they go from being soft AND squishy to just squishy?

    The Answer is Yes. Or No. Or Maybe. It all depends..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    The Answer is Yes. Or No. Or Maybe. It all depends..............
    Soft, squishy..........ick.........definitely going to have to think about that vegetarian thing............

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    Firecat, an IQ test.

    Post faces killer behind the thread.

    And the topic is?
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    [QUOTE=FlyingKiwi;868460]

    Post faces killer behind the thread.

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    Have to admit I don't know what you mean by that phrase. The topic got around to 1/2 life foods so.........spam, twinkies......yuck!

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    That’s all ok then.

    The question has been answered well enough.

    You keep spraying it through as many threads as you can.

    We will keep merging them while you wander around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
    That’s all ok then.

    We will keep merging them while you wander around.

    Does this mean that the Forums will become one thread with 3,947,953,597.07 posts??........... Now, let's see, where was I?........
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
    That’s all ok then.

    The question has been answered well enough.

    You keep spraying it through as many threads as you can.

    We will keep merging them while you wander around.
    Reckon I was having TOO much fun........(goes quietly and puts nose in corner)

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    DISCLAIMER:

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    Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction.

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference?

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:

    "You're next, fatty."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post

    DISCLAIMER:

    Remember, I am but the Messenger. I do not claim Authorship of this in anyway shape or form.

    Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction.

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference?

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:

    "You're next, fatty."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
    vey interesting for us,ladies,lol.now we will know......but i prefer the word balls,it is nicer.
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    Cruel and inhuman treatment of a thread.

    Two little threads are chugging along behaving themselves, completely unaware of each others existance, never crossing paths, never upsetting anyone.

    Just doing their own thing.

    In stomps a bloody great big thing called a Moderator (shudder, cringe, swoon in terror) and Merges them.

    No consultation, no group meeting, no consideration for minority interests, nothing.

    Just ZAP, you are merged.

    Now threads are not only in danger of being killed, they can be absorbed.
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    Default When two unrelated threads collide:

    I remember being at this one fire, hoseline in hand, and just as the door opens up to the fire apartment (ZZZZZZT!)...the priest finally says, "Yes, but you're going to need a lot of ducks!"

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    Is the judgement of 1/2 life when they go from being soft AND squishy to just squishy?

    The Answer is Yes. Or No. Or Maybe. It all depends..............
    If your depends are soft and squishy, it's time for a new diaper.
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    Don't mergers result in monopolies and that are very expensive for the consumer?

    I can't afford all this merging stuff. Kinda makes me feel dirty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ullrichk View Post
    If your depends are soft and squishy, it's time for a new diaper.
    Thank you! I needed a laugh!

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    I have a theory that the merger of threads is just a ploy to put an end to the wrath of the thread killers. If the great powers that be merge a dying thread into a lively thread, then the dedicated thread killers will slowly become extinct. It reminds me of the Stephen King movie about the airplane that gets stuck in the past and the creatures come to devour the old day, then they fly into the future and wait for time to catch up. As we try to kill threads, the Moderators will swoop down, eat up the dying thread, and place it in the midst of a lively, active thread. Is it re-incarnation? I can't say. However, I am sure that they are playing with powers that can only be dangerous if left unchecked by the majority.
















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    Quote Originally Posted by dmleblanc View Post
    Ironic, isn't it? Here we have a thread about killing threads, posted to by people who kill threads, and I'll bet this thing will go on forever...
    Just like the Energizer Bunny............."it keeps going and going and........."

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    Hey wait - it stopped! Never mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeWendtCFI View Post
    You can only edit a post if you are smart enough to realize you spelled the words wrong. People who "axe" a question, or eat "breakfastses', or use "keputch" think that is the way the language is supposed to be spoken.
    Now THAT is a thread killer.

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    Excuse me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason View Post
    Excuse me.
    I thought that I smelled something dead, but remembered that I farted!
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    Be careful, or the mods will merge this thread into....

    http://forums.firehouse.com/showthread.php?t=94829
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladder8 View Post
    Chief,

    Be careful, or the mods will merge this thread into....

    http://forums.firehouse.com/showthread.php?t=94829
    Now that really WOULD stink..............

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    Student raising hand slowly, red faced, in the back of the classroom..... "Teacher, may I be excused? I think I need to go to the bathroom..."

    Teacher responds..."No, you can't go right now.."

    Student... "WANNA BET!!!"

    I always hated having to ask to go to the bathroom. Then there was the whole Hall pass thing. We had a big piece of plywood cut into a square. Where exactly are you supposed to put the pass while doing your business. I didn't want to touch that thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Student raising hand slowly, red faced, in the back of the classroom..... "Teacher, may I be excused? I think I need to go to the bathroom..."

    Teacher responds..."No, you can't go right now.."

    Student... "WANNA BET!!!"

    I always hated having to ask to go to the bathroom. Then there was the whole Hall pass thing. We had a big piece of plywood cut into a square. Where exactly are you supposed to put the pass while doing your business. I didn't want to touch that thing...
    Now THAT was a memory I thought was buried forever

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    Default High school.... those were the days...

    There was an incident at my high school that was terribly funny, and still brings a chuckle to me. I was not witness to the event, thank God, but the entire school learned about it.
    It seems that during a class in a certain teacher's room, two guys got into a contest of who could "pass gas" the loudest. Let's just say, if you put enough pressure on your intestine, something is bound to come out. Seeing as to what comes out of that part of the anatomy, it wasn't very funny to the janitor or the poor fellow who soiled his pants. I never did hear who was declared the winner... I say, the soiled pants guy won by default. Anybody care to swap seats with him??

    Yep, those were the days...

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