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[jerrygarcia]

Originally posted by rualfire
I eat a balanced diet from all 4 food groups.

Boxes
Bottles
Bags
Cans

SPAM would fall into the can food group, while pizza fits under box.

What would beer fall under in your world?

[PattyV]

bottles and cans
if it is in cans, it has a higher aluminium content.
if it is in bottles, it has a higher silicon content

[jerrygarcia]

Do you ever wonder what your dog is thinking?

[PattyV]

why the hell did i have to **** on the carpet, now im stuck at this 'pound' place.

[rualfire]

Originally posted by PattyV
bottles and cans
if it is in cans, it has a higher aluminium content.
if it is in bottles, it has a higher silicon content

I have to agree with the Aussie.

But if you need to get to a single classification. I would go with cans. Beer is brewed in steel vessels.



I often wonder what my dog is thinking when he takes a big ol' drink from the toilet. It wouldn't take much deductive reasoning to figure out what I'm doing when I sit on his water bowl.

[hwoods]

STOP THE PRESSES!........ I think I've got it. While messing around in the kitchen, I've developed a new food item!


SPAM NEWTONS!

Now we can all get sick together.

[hwoods]

Originally posted by PattyV
bottles and cans
if it is in cans, it has a higher aluminium content.
if it is in bottles, it has a higher silicon content

I thought Boobs were sublect to a higher Silicone content.

What?....... Ohhhh...... I get it. SiliCON, not SiliCONE. OK

[superchef]

Originally posted by hwoods
STOP THE PRESSES!........ I think I've got it. While messing around in the kitchen, I've developed a new food item!


SPAM NEWTONS!

Now we can all get sick together.

Chief Woods, the dinners must be rather interesting on your cooking nights. Or do chiefs cook?


somehow having the words binder and preservative as main ingredients is just wee bit frightening. Then again, isn't silicon a sort of binder and preservative too? Or was that Silicone? Now you have me all confused. That is not a good way to begin the weekend.

[jerrygarcia]

I'm cooking at the station right now. Traditional mexican every Saturday.

[PattyV]

But if you need to get to a single classification. I would go with cans. Beer is brewed in steel vessels.

Not my beer. I brew my own and it never gets put into metal, i dont like that metal taste that comes with it. I use three plastic fermentors and plastic or glass bottles.

[Dave1983]

But if you need to get to a single classification. I would go with cans. Beer is brewed in steel vessels.

I belive its copper, not steel. At least thats what they had at the old Bud plant in Tampa.

BTW, no cans for me.

[rualfire]

Any other rules or mantras you guys can think of to categorize your alternate reality?

[jerrygarcia]

Don't start here with reality. We have no place for it. We just have enough room for some fig newtons, spam and Jello. There's always room for Jello..


BTW, Jello; liquid or solid?

[PattyV]

i reckon its solid.

It is in its liquid state when it is at a higher temperature, then when it cools it becomes solid.

[ullrichk]

Originally posted by rualfire
Any other rules or mantras you guys can think of to categorize your alternate reality?

Reality isn't.

[ullrichk]

Originally posted by PattyV
i reckon its solid.

It is in its liquid state when it is at a higher temperature, then when it cools it becomes solid.

If I remember my biology from high school, it's an irreversible colloid.

No extra charge for this valuable information, by the way.

[PattyV]

Well aint we mr. smartipants!

[tanker5117]

irreversible colloid.

Is there a cure for that?




Tanker

[rualfire]

Just rub a little bit of this cream on it three times per day, and come back if it doesn't clear up in a week. And, no initmate contact until the colloid is gone.

yuck...

[jerrygarcia]

Just rub some Tussin on it.