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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason View Post
    I won a bunch of stuff at a golf outing yesterday.
    What does black tea taste like?
    I now have transluscent balls.
    Hitting my putter with more confidence.
    Re-gripped. Shot again.
    On another subject; someday, I plan on taking up the game of golf.
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    Golf outing?

    I never knew that golf was "in the closet", so to speak.

    Of course that could explain a lot - the plaid pants, the goofy shirts...
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    LOL Randy!

    Too bad we haven't quite perfected this art of killing threads ... would come in handy if we could actually find a way to kill Eagle's threads
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason View Post
    I now have transluscent balls.
    Sharing violation!

    TMI!
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    "Hitting my putter with more confidence.
    Re-gripped. Shot again."

    I was just wondering what caliber gun you were using... Also, beware of shrapnel...

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    I've been told several times by friends and the media to have a happy and safe 4th of July. Weren't we all supposed to be celebrating INDEPENDENCE DAY?????

    Thanks to all the veterans who have kept us independent, I was able to take my mom fishing yesterday evening in a "fruit jar tournament." We actually finished third, and yes there were more than three boats in the tournament.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    I've been told several times by friends and the media to have a happy and safe 4th of July. Weren't we all supposed to be celebrating INDEPENDENCE DAY?????

    Thanks to all the veterans who have kept us independent, I was able to take my mom fishing yesterday evening in a "fruit jar tournament." We actually finished third, and yes there were more than three boats in the tournament.....

    Ya. But when the fourth boat comes home skunked??? hehehehehehehe
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    SHHHH!!! It's like I told my mom, she caught a 3lb bass. When she said she didn't, I reminded her that she was the one who was holding the fish in the net, even though I had hooked it..

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    That would be today here then, and by the time it is today, it will be yesterday for us.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
    That would be today here then, and by the time it is today, it will be yesterday for us.

    When was tomorrow??




    Where is the aspirin??
    and the Tums??

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    When was tomorrow??




    Where is the aspirin??
    and the Tums??
    Right next to the bottle of J.D. and valium. **Take two, their small, and chase with liberal amounts of J.D. Call me in the morning.**
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    EVER WONDER...
    ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    ...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

    ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

    ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

    ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

    ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

    ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

    ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

    ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

    ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

    ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

    AND...

    In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

    On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

    On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

    On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

    On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

    On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

    I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

    On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need to smile every once in a while.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    No spam in three weeks... I wonder if it misses me??

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    Where'd everyone go? What did I say? Was it the spam?

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    This thread has worms.

    Threadworms.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    This Thread has NUTS!...........


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    I cooked out and burnt my wiener!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason View Post
    I cooked out and burnt my wiener!
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    TMI!!!

    Isn't that a condition best shared with Mrs. Reason?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason View Post
    I cooked out and burnt my wiener!
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    Sounds like another case to promote the wearing of PPE at any Fireground operations... Better safe than sorry...

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