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    IF this thread ever became a subject of Judicial Investigation, everybody would take the fifth..

    (Fifth Amendment)


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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    IF this thread ever became a subject of Judicial Investigation, everybody would take the fifth..

    (Fifth Amendment)


    Well, Sir, Your Honour. Since I am not an American Citizen, and therefore (probably) unable to plead the 5th Amendment. I therefore must abstain from pleading such, however, I will, if I may, accept a 5th of Scotch. If the Court so pleases, of course.

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    I believe that you would qualify for diplomatic immunity, if such a case were to be brought forth. I think I'll plead hypothetical insanity.!.! Let's see somebody disprove that plea..
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    Alas, due to the cordial relations between our two countries, diplomatic immunity only goes as far (basically) to the local authorities not being allowed to hold me in custody. However, that does not restrict them from applying civic charges, which of course would result in my almost immediate return back to Canada. This return would not preclude me from returning to attend any court proceedings, and if it came to it, receiving punishment. All of which would really SUCK.
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    If you are to be tried by the United States of America in a civil or criminal court, one would then believe you would be allowed all same rights as an American citizen... Therefore, plead the fith, open the bottle and let the good times flow!

    Besides, who would want to do the research of this thread? That could lead to insanity of it's own design. When reading through each post, one must ask himself, "What is the purpose?" Eventually, the researcher would engage the thread, and soon be converted to it's cult like followers way of non-thinking. Soon, the research would become the religion, and due to it's purpose, Nothing would happen. Then, it would be the beginning of something..


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    YES. It would lead the question:

    "Is there a dyslexic Dog in the Universe, and did He create It?"

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    which would then lead to the following questions, (courtesty of MP)

    "What is your favorite colour"

    " What is your quest?"

    "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    Last edited by superchef; 07-22-2008 at 03:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    which would then lead to the following questions, (courtesty of MP)

    "What is your favorite colour"

    " What is your quest?"

    "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    Now would that be an African or European swallow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Now would that be an African or European swallow?
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    !!!cixelsyd si rorrim moorhtab yM


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    Quote Originally Posted by volfirie View Post
    Clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop...
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    I must have done something bad in a previous life that I have to spend this one surrounded by idiots that make you wonder how they made it to adulthood.

    My next life, I am coming back as a cat. I'll find a nice firehouse and be the station cat.

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    Not a bad plan, but your diet will change dramatically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    I must have done something bad in a previous life that I have to spend this one surrounded by idiots that make you wonder how they made it to adulthood.

    My next life, I am coming back as a cat. I'll find a nice firehouse and be the station cat.
    Nah...gettin' your tail stomped on by fire boots doesn't sound like much fun.

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    I am beginning to like taking Friday's off. I can sit here and work on my research paper and watch the construction guys from the comfort of my home.

    Of course, the only drawback is, I am running out of vacation days. I only get 15 for the whole year and most of those are gone.
    Last edited by superchef; 07-25-2008 at 05:47 PM.

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    If anyone asks me, I think you're all crazy!

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    Who asked ?????

    4 of the 5 voices in my head say I am sane, and I don't trust the fifth one because that bugger is crazy.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    How can one know for certain if they are crazy?

    Wouldn't it seem that everyone else were a bit odd?

    Would not the insane person think all others were crazy?

    Jerry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerrygarcia View Post
    If anyone asks me, I think you're all crazy!

    But if nobody does ask, does that mean you know we're all crazy? If you didn't think about it, would that mean we're sane? Does such circular thinking drive anyone else nutz?

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    I checked with my inner-self and we both agreed I am sane. It is the rest of the world that is bonkers.
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    My inner voices voted. 99% agreed that we like cake. 1% kept demanding Oreos..

    On the bright side, the one sane voice suggested we combine our resources and find an Oreo cake.

    We like ice cream...
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    I think I'm in Love!!


    That would be the perfect dessert after a nice meal of plump, juicy, tender Vienna Sausages!! MMMMM....

    Or maybe not..

    I still like Vienna's, but lately, I've cut back on my intake. Spam, too.

    I'm not trying to eat healthy or anything crazy.. It's just that I've slowed down on the quick fix meals. It's the summer heat. I try to eat light. (and save room for more ice cream..)
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    If I tried to eat Viennas, my inner voice would need its' mouth washed out with soap for what it would say to me.

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    Like a fat kid love cake?

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