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    It's not much of a morning-cat either.
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    I just cracked up at this one.

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    And here's another one!
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    Or maybe...?
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    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Drinking Budweiser gets you...
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    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Recipe for coffee:

    1. Cook water.
    2. Add instant coffee mix.
    3. Stir and enjoy.


    Who said culinary school had to be hard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Recipe for coffee:

    1. Cook water.
    2. Add instant coffee mix.
    3. Stir and enjoy.


    Who said culinary school had to be hard?
    Errr... what happened to the Baileys and Irish Whiskey?
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    That would be for the "advanced cooking" classes. Some other possibilities include the addition of non-dairy creamer, or the complicated "donut wash" method of sugarization..
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    I was directed here for being a thread killer...

    Lord I apologize...

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    Triathletes blow off steam in their underpants

    Thursday, October 8, 2009 (10-08) 14:59 PDT KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii (AP)

    Two days before the Ironman World Championship, hundreds of athletes showed off some of their best stuff.

    The Underpants Run started as a way to poke fun at European triathletes strolling around town in their Speedos. The 12th annual charitable event has grown into a much anticipated pre-race spectacle on the Big Island.

    Thursday morning, 400 athletes trooped along a mile of the famous race course, dressed in their finest undergarments.

    Paul Huddle is a retired triathlete and Underpants Run organizer. He says the world championship is an important race for the athletes, and the charity event "is just a fun way to release some of the pre-race tension."

    The event raised more than $5,000 for local charities, including West Hawaii Special Olympics.

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    Swearing in...

    the Underpants Run Oath which goes as follows:

    “I state your name solemnly swear that I will resist the temptation to wear the evil garment known commonly as: togs, scungies, bun huggers, plum smugglers, banana hammocks, crack splitters, butt floss, Speedos, etc., etc., etc. outside of swimming or racing.

    I further promise to uphold the sanctity of the local’s home of which I am a guest by frequenting public places in proper attire, obeying traffic laws, and being courteous at all times. This I pledge as an Ironman veteran, 1st timer, or wannabe.”


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    Triathletes blow off steam in their underpants

    Thursday, October 8, 2009 (10-08) 14:59 PDT KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii (AP)

    Two days before the Ironman World Championship, hundreds of athletes showed off some of their best stuff.

    The Underpants Run started as a way to poke fun at European triathletes strolling around town in their Speedos. The 12th annual charitable event has grown into a much anticipated pre-race spectacle on the Big Island.

    Thursday morning, 400 athletes trooped along a mile of the famous race course, dressed in their finest undergarments.

    Paul Huddle is a retired triathlete and Underpants Run organizer. He says the world championship is an important race for the athletes, and the charity event "is just a fun way to release some of the pre-race tension."

    The event raised more than $5,000 for local charities, including West Hawaii Special Olympics.

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    That reminds me of my years as a Tri-Athlete.. Every day, training, working, and exercising every muscle. Working endlessly on mental toughness and fortitude. All for the common goal at being the first, the winner, and the best of the best. It was hard work, all the time.

    Yep, my years as a Tri-Athlete have proven to be a valuable part of who I am now. My skills improved through the years. Now I am confident that I am at my best in my three chosen events...

    Events:
    (1.) Bottle opening
    (2.) Whiskey pouring
    (3.) Whiskey consumption

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    That reminds me of my years as a Tri-Athlete.. Every day, training, working, and exercising every muscle. Working endlessly on mental toughness and fortitude. All for the common goal at being the first, the winner, and the best of the best. It was hard work, all the time.

    Yep, my years as a Tri-Athlete have proven to be a valuable part of who I am now. My skills improved through the years. Now I am confident that I am at my best in my three chosen events...

    Events:
    (1.) Bottle opening
    (2.) Whiskey pouring
    (3.) Whiskey consumption

    Since fishing is considered a sport and we are considered athletes, we MUST take extreme measures to maintain top physical and mental condition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    spray the roof with Pam first, or for Kiwi..Map

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    Default have a drink on me!

    Newcomer: If it's called "Old No. 7", what happened to the first 6?
    Old {hic}timer: It got all drunked up!
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    GO PHILLIES!

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    Isn't a philly a female horse??
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    Better a filly than an old nag!

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    I thought they were "Biblical".
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    A couple of people's opinions about parking in front of a hydrant.....
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    Not A Happy Kid

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    Three-year-old Megan Calder closes her eyes and braces herself for a poke in the arm, with her mother Charity Calder’s support, at a public health clinic in Saanich on Monday. Oct. 26, 2009Photograph by: Adrian Lam, Victoria Times Colonist
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    Think someone's never seen a cat before?
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    Too true by far
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    One can only wonder if this thread will still exist after the Webteam does the updates later today....


    Until then, carry on..
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    They will exist somewhere won't they????

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