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    Default pop quiz boys and girls

    Factor 1- knowledge required by position:
    -knowledge of functions and flow within and among operating elements.
    -knowledge of terminal digit system
    -knowledge of subject matter and processing procedures

    Factor 6- personal contacts
    -there are recurring contacts with personnel in various operating units of organization

    Factor 7- purpose of contacts
    -contacts are for purpose of obtaining and exchanging factual information

    Factor 8- Physical demands
    -work requires a great deal of standing, walking,stooping, reaching and pulling

    What position are you applying for?

    (you don't get all the clues. that would make it too easy)


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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL View Post
    That brings up another good thought....

    Should Stonehenge be sprinklered?


    Dude - it's made of stone. It can't burn.









    (Anyone else ever hear that one before about a concrete/brick/steel building?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    Factor 1- knowledge required by position:
    -knowledge of functions and flow within and among operating elements.
    -knowledge of terminal digit system
    -knowledge of subject matter and processing procedures

    Factor 6- personal contacts
    -there are recurring contacts with personnel in various operating units of organization

    Factor 7- purpose of contacts
    -contacts are for purpose of obtaining and exchanging factual information

    Factor 8- Physical demands
    -work requires a great deal of standing, walking,stooping, reaching and pulling

    What position are you applying for?

    (you don't get all the clues. that would make it too easy)


    It's either for an airport baggage handler. .. or a proctologist. The terminal digit thingie bothers me a bit.
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    Cable Car operator

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    Factor 1- knowledge required by position:
    -knowledge of functions and flow within and among operating elements.
    -knowledge of terminal digit system
    -knowledge of subject matter and processing procedures

    Factor 6- personal contacts
    -there are recurring contacts with personnel in various operating units of organization

    Factor 7- purpose of contacts
    -contacts are for purpose of obtaining and exchanging factual information

    Factor 8- Physical demands
    -work requires a great deal of standing, walking,stooping, reaching and pulling

    What position are you applying for?

    (you don't get all the clues. that would make it too easy)
    You must be applying to become a compudoor I.T. dork, whatever it is they do. Or maybe a systems analyst?
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    I am having a chocolate crisis. There is no chocolate in the house (and me being the good girl I am, did not buy any today when I was in Whole Foods.) The cheap stuff will not do. If I am going to eat it, it has to be quality chocolate.

    I figured you would get this one Rick. It is from my Public Admin textbook. It is a partial description of a GS-3 File Clerk Position (Civil Service) (and NO I am not applying). I thought it was very funny.

    now back to my grant writing.....
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    I was a systems analyst. I was a support analyst, for a major Telco live system. Stress. AAAARRRGGGHHH.

    Now I have some Lindt LINDOR every night as medicine. I am healthy. I am sane. I think...
    "Professional" means your attitude to the job...

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    Quote Originally Posted by volfirie View Post
    I am sane. I think...
    Hey! Me too! Sometimes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Hey! Me too! Sometimes!

    Me too what, sometimes you are sane or sometimes you think?


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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    Me too what, sometimes you are sane or sometimes you think?

    Both? Maybe, or not?? I can't remember..
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    If you're not sane, would you know?

    And what about Woodhenge? Should it be stoned?

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    No, but it probably should be sprinklered....
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    I just did my taxes and now I wish I were stoned!

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    You could move to the Middle East. They still stone people there.

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    Yeah, but not the same thing at all.

    I thought Ohio was the middle east. It's not quite far west enough to be the middle west.

    Perhaps I was misinformed.
    Last edited by LEWTFL; 03-31-2008 at 03:28 PM.

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    MAN O MAN this was a tough search, but I found it:

    It's a world gone mad when Nozz and I agree with George. But I never ceased to be amazed that others believe honoring their deceased is the most important thing in my life.


    to go with the cartoon:
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    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.


    How can you tell which one is the prostitute?









    Scroll down ...









    Hold on . . .











    It's a good one . . .









    You'll gonna love it . . .



















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    Did you hear about the potatoe that lay out on the beach all day? It got Baked.
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    Has anyone seen Jerry lately? Where has he gone? I know he was right here a moment ago... Is he on the hunt for more threads to kill???
    I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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    Lightbulb Hmmm...............

    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    Factor 1- knowledge required by position:
    -knowledge of functions and flow within and among operating elements.
    -knowledge of terminal digit system
    -knowledge of subject matter and processing procedures

    Factor 6- personal contacts
    -there are recurring contacts with personnel in various operating units of organization

    Factor 7- purpose of contacts
    -contacts are for purpose of obtaining and exchanging factual information

    Factor 8- Physical demands
    -work requires a great deal of standing, walking,stooping, reaching and pulling

    What position are you applying for?

    (you don't get all the clues. that would make it too easy)

    Hey hon, Could you repeat this in English? Thanks.....
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