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    Rick, when you win, maybe you should take it in gallons..


    You could actually fill your truck all the way to full!!!
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    Why is it that this thread still only rates four stars?
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    It might have something to do with the space aliens from Area 51.

    They're into everything.

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    Thread Killer only ranks 4 stars because somebody keeps drinking the fifth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Thread Killer only ranks 4 stars because somebody keeps drinking the fifth...
    HAHAHAHAAAA. Thats one of the best answers I've read in a long time!
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    IF this thread ever became a subject of Judicial Investigation, everybody would take the fifth..

    (Fifth Amendment)


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    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    IF this thread ever became a subject of Judicial Investigation, everybody would take the fifth..

    (Fifth Amendment)


    Well, Sir, Your Honour. Since I am not an American Citizen, and therefore (probably) unable to plead the 5th Amendment. I therefore must abstain from pleading such, however, I will, if I may, accept a 5th of Scotch. If the Court so pleases, of course.

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    I believe that you would qualify for diplomatic immunity, if such a case were to be brought forth. I think I'll plead hypothetical insanity.!.! Let's see somebody disprove that plea..
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    Alas, due to the cordial relations between our two countries, diplomatic immunity only goes as far (basically) to the local authorities not being allowed to hold me in custody. However, that does not restrict them from applying civic charges, which of course would result in my almost immediate return back to Canada. This return would not preclude me from returning to attend any court proceedings, and if it came to it, receiving punishment. All of which would really SUCK.
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    If you are to be tried by the United States of America in a civil or criminal court, one would then believe you would be allowed all same rights as an American citizen... Therefore, plead the fith, open the bottle and let the good times flow!

    Besides, who would want to do the research of this thread? That could lead to insanity of it's own design. When reading through each post, one must ask himself, "What is the purpose?" Eventually, the researcher would engage the thread, and soon be converted to it's cult like followers way of non-thinking. Soon, the research would become the religion, and due to it's purpose, Nothing would happen. Then, it would be the beginning of something..


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    YES. It would lead the question:

    "Is there a dyslexic Dog in the Universe, and did He create It?"

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    which would then lead to the following questions, (courtesty of MP)

    "What is your favorite colour"

    " What is your quest?"

    "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    Last edited by superchef; 07-22-2008 at 03:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    which would then lead to the following questions, (courtesty of MP)

    "What is your favorite colour"

    " What is your quest?"

    "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    Now would that be an African or European swallow?
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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    Now would that be an African or European swallow?
    Clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop...
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    !!!cixelsyd si rorrim moorhtab yM


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    Quote Originally Posted by volfirie View Post
    Clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop...
    "Er what? Ridden a horse? You've got two empty halves of coconut and yer bang'nem together."

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    I must have done something bad in a previous life that I have to spend this one surrounded by idiots that make you wonder how they made it to adulthood.

    My next life, I am coming back as a cat. I'll find a nice firehouse and be the station cat.

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    Not a bad plan, but your diet will change dramatically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef View Post
    I must have done something bad in a previous life that I have to spend this one surrounded by idiots that make you wonder how they made it to adulthood.

    My next life, I am coming back as a cat. I'll find a nice firehouse and be the station cat.
    Nah...gettin' your tail stomped on by fire boots doesn't sound like much fun.

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    I am beginning to like taking Friday's off. I can sit here and work on my research paper and watch the construction guys from the comfort of my home.

    Of course, the only drawback is, I am running out of vacation days. I only get 15 for the whole year and most of those are gone.
    Last edited by superchef; 07-25-2008 at 05:47 PM.

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