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    kill it quickly! It has the beginnings of a Career v. volley thread!
    Theres a question for you.

    Will this thread be killed by a person who is paid to do it, or one who volunteered to?
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Theres a question for you.

    Will this thread be killed by a person who is paid to do it, or one who volunteered to?
    I don't care what they are getting paid, I just want it killed.
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    Are they just sick and twisted people that do it for no medical gain?
    You have alot of nerve asking that.
    Just look at the look on this little guy's face and tell me that he isn't getting an exam right before our very eyes.
    I'm calling PITA!
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    ROFL

    My co-workers are asking if I'm having a stroke...

    Nice visual CR.

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    I have figured out why we can't kill this thread.



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    Its the MSG isn't it?
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    Default This thread will never die because ...

    Because, in my opinion, the whole point isn't to kill THIS thread, it is to admit that one has killed a thread, any thread, on FH
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    You have alot of nerve asking that.
    Just look at the look on this little guy's face and tell me that he isn't getting an exam right before our very eyes.
    I'm calling PITA!

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    Randy! LMFAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    You have alot of nerve asking that.
    Just look at the look on this little guy's face and tell me that he isn't getting an exam right before our very eyes.
    I'm calling PITA!
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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH!
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH!


    Oh SH*(%+, I can't breath!
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    It is Hufiaca all

    The thread is deaud

    The In fact if you blink and laeve it is t(ermunatud )(bIGUM UM WORD, SPELUNK)
    count yous luky we dont do the damn 443 sSL certificumation thingy.

    We wuld spend that much thyme ta figa waht(spelink) we sying it wuld be a woodun horses BUTT of a problum.

    but we alls will jus Trojan on I spose.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    Could not resist....
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    Talking since this thread is full of just about everything

    top 20 excuses for calling in sick to work from CareerBuilder.com

    I was sprayed by a skunk.


    I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.


    My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.


    I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.


    I forgot to come back to work after lunch.


    I couldn't find my shoes.


    I hurt myself bowling.


    I was spit on by a venomous snake.


    I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.


    A hitman was looking for me.


    My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.


    I eloped.


    My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.


    My cat unplugged my alarm clock.


    I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.


    I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.


    I forgot what day of the week it was.


    Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.


    A tree fell on my car.


    My monkey died.


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    My monkey died.
    Maybe that's why we haven't seen Stayback in a while. That or else his two boys managed to tie him up and forgot where they left him. We haven't heard of any F1 tornadoes running through Stoneboro recently so it couldn't have been another "Stop Sign" incident......
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Hot off the call in line this morning, we had a lad call in with...
    hemmorhoids!
    Must have been right proud of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    Hot off the call in line this morning, we had a lad call in with...
    hemmorhoids!
    Must have been right proud of them.
    CR
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    Not at work due to a severe case of Rectal Glaucoma.

    I couldn't see my *** being there.

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    Perhaps the little fella has that look on his face because he looked over each shoulder during the "Exam" only to discover that there was a hand on each one!







    BTW, Who shot the monkey?????????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by batchief99
    Not at work due to a severe case of Rectal Glaucoma.

    I couldn't see my *** being there.

    ROTFLMAO


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    Quote Originally Posted by arhaney
    BTW, Who shot the monkey?????????????
    I shot the monkey, but I did not shoot the deputy.
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