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    Originally posted by ChiefReason
    Some years ago, I was in the hospital and my roommate was an elderly guy, who had some sort of dementia.
    Anyway, he would take his spit and fashion it into a poker hand of five cards.
    I thought he was absolutely nuts, but the sumbitch knew how to play cards.
    He beat me everytime with a royal flush.
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    Originally posted by ChiefReason
    Some years ago, I was in the hospital and my roommate was an elderly guy, who had some sort of dementia.
    Anyway, he would take his spit and fashion it into a poker hand of five cards.
    I thought he was absolutely nuts, but the sumbitch knew how to play cards.
    He beat me everytime with a royal flush.
    True story.
    I have more of these gems if you want to hear them.
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    Originally posted by GeorgeWendtCFI
    I don't worry when I kill a thread. It only means that I was right and that no one has anything else to say.
    Try that here. I dare you.


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    Originally posted by jerrygarcia


    Try that here. I dare you.

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    Probably right up there with the Goat roping.....
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    I like black forest cake myself. For a deep chocolate fix though, nothing beats one of those upside down chocolate cakes - I have a recipe somewhere at home for it. I'll try and find it and post it later.
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    cheffie,
    I love chocolate and your cake sounds great, any possibility you could make it without the coconut? If so you could have a hard time pulling it away from me. Either way I want a piece.

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    How about a fig newton or some fruitcake?


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    cheffie raspberries would be great with chocolate cake!

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    Default Re: Huh??.......................

    Originally posted by hwoods



    Why would anyone Smoke a pellet? Oh Nevermind, I forgot. You smoked a lot of things in an earlier life.........
    I guess I'll go smoke a chicken now.


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    THAT should kill it
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Just didn't think that if I said I was going to 'go smoke a pork butt', that you would understand.





    My method of smoking.


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    I've been away for a few days. Is this thread dead yet?
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    Die you comic bastard Die

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    Originally posted by superchef
    I like to make people nuts this early in the morning.


    I always say, "Ya Can't Take Someone to a Place He or She Is Already At."

    Also, in the words of my Master Corporal during my Basic Training: "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche." LOL

    **but on another note, I am starving..........
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    Talking Uh huh..........................

    Originally posted by superchef


    So, you're already nuts, you don't eat quiche and you're starving. Rough start to your Friday Rick?


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