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    Originally posted by Dave1983


    Canadian tanks dont have A/C?
    Not too sure how well it works on the Leopard tanks, but Cougars a/c is considered as being "open the doors and hatches" LOL.
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    Not sure about 15, 20, or 40....but

    17 will definitely get you 20. (unless you're MJ )
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    Bingo!


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    Originally posted by Dave1983


    Canadian tanks dont have A/C?
    too need AC, they'd have to run long enough to build up heat....

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    Default Re: Top down!

    Originally posted by spearsm
    DAAVVVEEE!

    They're convertables, don'tchaknow?
    Eh? That makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine...Does Canada have any subs with screen doors?
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    Oh heavens! Don't even suggest such a thing...

    Dream big: ask for an ML made of bulletproof glass that you can get past the window of a McDonald's drive through! Now that, my friends, would really BE SOMETHING!!
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    yes, but where did the dinosaur who laid the egg come from?
    Well thats a whole new question isnt it?

    The egg still came first.

    Lets go back to the chicken and the egg, putting aside the fact that eggs have been around longer.
    The egg came first because the parent of the egg was not technically a chicken. If evolution is right that is. (yes i know, bible, etc...) Lets call the species before the chicken a 'nekcihc'. A nekcihc is on the brink of evolving into a chicken, however this certain foul was born a nekcihc. Its kids however are pushed just over the line to become chickens.
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    Is this 15?
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    YAY! we are up to 15!

    What now?
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Just before the tragic accident, malahat27 was heard to say "Hey, Y'all, watch this"


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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I LOVE cake! One of my 3 vices (along with donuts and pizza). Got a REAL cold, whole milk to go with that?
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    Originally posted by tanker5117
    Just before the tragic accident, malahat27 was heard to say "Hey, Y'all, watch this"


    No.. acutally Tanker if you recall correctly, I said:

    "Hey Tanker, hold me beer and Watch This!" Besides that, who'd park a Bison (or LAV25 for you US folks) under a Real Tank anyhow?
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    Default 15 Pages?

    I was bored at work. I actually got through 5 whole pages, before I hit the last page button....

    Egad.


    Its time.... for this thread... to... DIE!!!!!


    (I'd just really like fame of being the one to kill it)



    Move along... nothing to see here.

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    Im sorry i cant let you do that
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    And now for something completly different.................


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    ....And now a man with three buttocks:

    The Man With Three Buttocks sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus

    Eric Idle: And now for something completely different. A man with three
    buttocks!

    Host (John Cleese): I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who... (pause)
    Mr. Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were...
    (pause) Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe
    that whereas most people have - er - two... Two.
    Frampton (Michael Palin): Oh, sure.
    Host: Ah well, er, Mr Frampton. Erm, is that chair comfortable?
    Frampton: Fine, yeah, fine.
    Host: Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your... (pause) rump.
    Frampton: I beg your pardon?
    Host: Your rump.
    Frampton: What?
    Host: Er, your derriere. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.
    Frampton: What's that?
    Host (whispers): Your buttocks.
    Frampton: Oh, me bum!
    Host (hurriedly): Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Frampton, have
    a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.
    Frampton: I got three cheeks.
    Host: Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering, Mr Frampton,
    if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... (pause) a
    quick visual... (long pause). Mr Frampton, would you take your
    trousers down.
    Frampton: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me
    trousers down on television. What do you think I am?
    Host: Please take them down.
    Frampton: No!
    Host: No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's quite easy for somebody just to
    come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the
    botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.
    Frampton: I been on Persian Radio, and the Forces' Network!

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    Better get a bucket.


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    For a thread full of professional thread killers, this thing just won't die.
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    why would we want it to die?
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    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Wow, that was close. Almost made it off the front page.

    Saved again.
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    Default Sigh...

    Oh well. If you can't beat 'em... Join 'em.

    Does anyone have any good firehouse recipies they'd like to share?

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    2 minute noodles never go astray!
    Add contents to 200mL of boiling water
    cook for two minutes
    add flavouring
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    I'd starve if I had to find something at home that measured in ml.
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    Default metric?

    PattyV. Lets mess with them and give measurments in centilitres.

    Quiz.

    What type of beverage is dispensed in 35.5cl containers? (in north america)

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