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    Lew, take care my Friend. Stay safe.

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    Thanks.

    Sorry to bring this down.

    Can't let this thread go away.

    So let's get something light and lively going.

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    Default SPoreo's

    No need to appologize LEWTFL....

    I've got a great idea.

    Oreo cookies with SPAM in the middle instead of that sugar cream filling.

    SPOREOS


    mmmmmmmmmm
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    Wouldn't those be SPAMIOS?
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    The countdown to a beratement my superchef is on... 10,9,8,7....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rualfire
    The countdown to a beratement my superchef is on... 10,9,8,7....


    Yes, She has seen it. Now I knw why we drew the line between our borders. SPOREOS, SPAMIOS- That has to be the MOST disgusting thing I have ever even had to imagine.

    Lew- do not ever apologize for needing to take a load off your shoulders. That is why we are here.

    now forgive me but there are a few flights to book and some naughty Canadians that need to have their behinds smacked.

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    Who can afford to eat Spam anymore?
    Have you seen the price of that stuff lately?
    When they going to start opening Spambucks?
    It never fails; the stuff we love becomes too expensive to enjoy.
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    Default And now for something completely different:

    Just so everyone stays up on their current events:





    The Euro English

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
    will be the official language of the European Union rather than
    German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
    English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
    Year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
    make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped
    in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
    to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
    always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
    is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
    with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
    "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer
    vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
    understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
    ze forst plas.
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    I love Oreos. I like cooked Spam.

    But the two of them together? Even I have to draw the line at that.

    And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL
    And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.
    Does the Canada Dry keep the Cheerios from getting soggy?
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    A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    HAHAHAHAHAAA. And that would (have been) be my luck. Dont need to worry about that anymore.

    **WWWHHEEEEWWWW**
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL
    And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.
    Wow, thats almost as interesting of a combination as french fries dipped in a Wendys frostie. (don't worry, I havn't tried it)
    "Training doesn't make you a good fireman, fighting fire makes you a good fireman"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL
    And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.

    Would that be Honey Nut Cherrios or the regular ones?

    At least that somewhat qualifies as something edible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmitchell
    Wow, thats almost as interesting of a combination as french fries dipped in a Wendys frostie. (don't worry, I havn't tried it)
    Back in the days when I was excited about working at Wendy's flipping burgers, I was shown the 'right' way to eat french fries...

    First dipped in mayo, and then ketchup.
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    First dipped in mayo, and then ketchup.
    YUUKKK

    Seen on a bumper sticker here in the District:

    A village somewhere in Texas is missing its Idiot.

    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    I like the subtle humour (relative to most bumper stickers) in it. I hate most bumper stickers cause they are too corny
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    YUUKKK

    Seen on a bumper sticker here in the District:

    A village somewhere in Texas is missing its Idiot.


    Alert Texas. The idiot has been found in a big white house. How would you like it shipped back? FedEX?

    On a lighter note..in approximately 38 days, 22 hours, 33 minutes, 10 seconds,, 25 micro-seconds... I will be on a PLANE on VACATION..


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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    YUUKKK

    Seen on a bumper sticker here in the District:

    A village somewhere in Texas is missing its Idiot.

    He is all yours 27. He was a gift from us to your fine city. Texas is full.
    "Training doesn't make you a good fireman, fighting fire makes you a good fireman"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmitchell
    He is all yours 27. He was a gift from us to your fine city. Texas is full.

    Ahh but you see, the way I read this, is he has a "return spring" which should start to take up tension sometime late 2008.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    The Cheerios are regular.

    The ginger ale is Canada Dry because it is a quality beverage.

    This works well with Rice Krispies, too.

    The ginger ale really sets them off!

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    Whoa! New page!

    Didn't see that coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEWTFL
    Whoa! New page!

    Didn't see that coming.

    Me either...
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    May be new, may be old (dont shoot me I dont make this stuff up )

    COMING OR GOING?

    The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had.When the squad got there it was too late and the man had died.While consoling the wife of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess.He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.

    The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating.I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    link to what I don't know!. I found this on AOL this morning.
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