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    Exclamation Vienna, Australia--Politician wants to ID dog crap...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7954028/

    Don't these people have anything better to do?
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    You might want to check out an atlas there...last time I checked, Vienna was in Austria, not Australia!!
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    Leave it to a dispatcher to know directions!

    Wonder what the implications of this are for the Halloween-night flaming dog poo events? Can't you hear the TV anchor...

    "No arrests have been made, but DNA has been collected from the poop and six local dogs are being tested."

    I could see a new TV show coming from this--"CSI: Austria"--except now the CSI stands for "Canine Sh** Identification".
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    LMAO @ CSI

    Talk about one of the worst jobs in the world though. Could you imagine? Änd what do you do for a living?.........Well, I collect and analyze feces samples for prosecution purposes.......Hope it pays well......
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    This also puts a different perspective on Vienna "Sausages".
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    Thumbs down

    Maybe a Grizzly Adams type could analyze and determine... "this is from a female dachsund (sniff, sniff), 4 years old (takes a small taste), been eating some fish, had some rawhide too!"
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    It is rather fitting though...

    Think about it - "Politician" and "Dog Poo" go together...

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    Good ol' Dyslexia...
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    If there weren't equally stupid things going on in California I'd be laughing right now.

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    Achtung!!!!! vas ist das? ist das nicht ein stinky poo? ja das ist ein stinky poo!!! does das poo belong to you fraulein? ja!! off to poo prison mit de. Another deutches crime solved !!! Kaput!
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    We busted a guy on an arson case several years ago using dog crap. He adamantly denied ever being near the house that burned. Knowing no one there and having no other reason to be near the house, the shoe print we found in a HUGE pile of dog crap just outside the rear door where entry was gained, pinned him at the scene. Especially when we found the stuff on his shoes during the interview. When I first saw the pile, I would have sworn they had a pet buffalo, but it turned out to be a Great Dane. Not much difference I guess.

    The guy that was taking the photos was funny as hell watching him wretch as he got "really" close to the pile to get 1:1 photos of the shoe print left in it. I don't know what they fed that dog, but they shbouldn't ever do it again.
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    Achtung!!!!! vas ist das? ist das nicht ein stinky poo? ja das ist ein stinky poo!!! does das poo belong to you fraulein? ja!! off to poo prison mit de. Another deutches crime solved !!! Kaput!
    That's hilarious Tillerman. I work in a predominantly german speaking nursing home and that post had me chuckling.
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