Thread: Prison vs. Work
06-05-2005, 11:40 AM #1
Prison vs. Work
Just in case you ever got these two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear....
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can't speak to your family.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managersRyan
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do. -Eleanor Roosevelt
Lets not forget those lost on 9-11-01
06-05-2005, 05:53 PM #2
Sad but true.Fire Marshal/Safety Officer
"No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
Success is when skill meets opportunity
Failure is when fantasy meets reality
06-05-2005, 07:28 PM #3
This one's going on the wall in my office!Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.
06-06-2005, 01:55 AM #4
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
Me thinks that this is going to be posted in all the fire stations.
K-9 hunt, the ultimate challange.
EVERYONE GOES HOME
06-06-2005, 04:45 AM #5
Hilarious, thanks for posting thatIACOJ
If you are willing to teach;
I am willing to learn.
06-06-2005, 12:13 PM #6
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Bossier Parrish, Louisiana
I always wondered why so many folks down are way were making such an effort to get into prison .. now I know.
06-06-2005, 10:07 PM #7
Don't forget the free medical and dental coverage!
06-06-2005, 11:10 PM #8
- Join Date
- Oct 1999
- Why? It's not like you're going to visit me! But I'm near Waco, Texas
And I wonder why the crime rate where I live is the second highest in the state.NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)