Thread: Jet Fuel joke

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    I got a kick out of this one and thought I would share it with all:


    Bud and Jim were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NFLD. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

    Bud said, "Man,I wish we had something to drink!"

    Jim says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get buzz. You wanna try it?"

    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.

    The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    Then the phone rings... It's Jim.

    Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

    Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

    Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

    Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

    Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing... Have you farted yet?"

    "No.....

    "Well, DON'T. I'm in Yorkton". (Note: Yorkton is in Saskatchewan!)



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    Fart jokes are always funny - nice one rookie!
    -I have learned people will forget what you said,
    -People will forget what you did,
    -But people will never forget how you made them feel!

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    Thanks, Dave. I figured that one worked fairly well for most of our Canadian readers
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