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    Default Jessica Simpson's new Dukes of Hazzard music video.

    I know some of you boys in the south will love this.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=160573

    PS- Youre welcome...Bou

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    She still deos nothing for me. I like my women a little bit of meat on them and not looking like a two-bit whore.

    Plus she destroyed a good song.
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    Quite a change from a girl that grew up singing church songs.
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    Nice, she is smokin to look at. I don't really care for her singing. And I can't stand the Jessica, Nick shows.

    Either way, vidoe is good, actually plays out a little better with the sound off.
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    Default pretty good

    Nice....from the earlobes down....

    But she can't take the place of the real Daisy
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    What's up with the General's door opening.......hummmmmmmmmm










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    Default Re: pretty good

    Originally posted by spearsm
    Nice....from the earlobes down....

    But she can't take the place of the real Daisy
    Unfortunately the "real" Daisy, can no longer take the place of herself either, could barely take the place of LuluBelle Hogg either....
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    http://www.x1015.com/jessica.html

    Stills from the music video. You can thank me later.
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    http://www.x1015.com/jessica.html

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    This site is really ****ing me off! It's getting really hard to post replies now! That son bitch posted 2 replies on it's own.
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    I cant believe some people would complain about this.
    Who cares, she is nice to look at.

    Besides- Willie Nelson is in the video. Thats good stuff!

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    Default Re: Re: pretty good

    Originally posted by DennisTheMenace
    Unfortunately the "real" Daisy, can no longer take the place of herself either, could barely take the place of LuluBelle Hogg either....

    You are correct. My mind only knows the young Daisy....

    Bou, you are correct, It isn't like you would kick her out of the bed for eating crackers, right?
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    Originally posted by DennisTheMenace
    What's up with the General's door opening.......hummmmmmmmmm










    I thought the same thing. The real General would have been better.

    Bou - never really liked Willy. I always thought there were better musicians around.
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    I couldnt help but think, hmmm I wonder how 'Ol Nick is reacting to this video. Quite franly if my wife made a video like that , I'd be a little uncomfortable with it.

    It seems to me that Jessica is starting to act like a little trollyp after the marriage.

    That being said, Whatever your opinion of her talent, attitude , intelligence, or lack of intelligence ...


    She sure is easy on the eyes !!!

    If we could get her to work a car wash at our station, I imagine we could all buy brand new front line apparatus !
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    Originally posted by DaSharkie


    I thought the same thing. The real General would have been better.

    Bou - never really liked Willy. I always thought there were better musicians around.
    I think overall, there were like 100-200 General Lee cars
    used between the TV show and movie.

    As for Willie, ok, I was reaching a bit there. But I like
    some of his music and threw it in.

    -Bou
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    I don't care what she looks like, she's dumber than a box of rocks. And all the good looks in the world can't take the place of the most important feature of a woman, and that is class.

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    Originally posted by Plattsfire2
    I don't care what she looks like, she's dumber than a box of rocks. And all the good looks in the world can't take the place of the most important feature of a woman, and that is class.
    There you go right there. Just look at Paris Hilton. Hasn't got the common sense God gave a gnat, and lacks anything could remotely be considered class. Now they gave her mother a TV show. Just goes to show you that you can have all the money in the world and still be able to be called "white trash."
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    Anybody catch Leno last night? The scene where Jessica is washing the General in the pink bikini reminded me of the Tonight Show.

    Paris Hilton was on it, and they showed her Burger commercial where she was washing a Bently in a black bikini while eating a burger.

    After watching the video, Jay says something to the effect of; "I that was my Bently you were wiping your butt all over, I would have thrown your *** off it"

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    One of the WORST singers I have ever heard. Nice butt though.
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    From what I've heard, the whole "dumber than a box of rocks" is just an act. That's one thing about reality TV, the producers get to pick which scenes they get to show. I'm sure all of you do some stupid stuff throughout the day, which if it was all put together into a half hour TV show, you'd look pretty stupid too. After all, that's why all of our stuff is supposed to be "idiot proof," right?

    As far as Plattfire2's quote, class doesn't really do all that much for me. In fact, I'm more into the tomboy type. That might actually explain why a few of the girls that I've liked over the past few years have actually ended up being lesbians, lol.

    On a final note, why is Mrs. Hilton giving money to people that don't deserve it? It might make for decent tv, but it would do so much better somewhere else, like St. Judes or something (don't get me started there, I usually just change the channel when those type of commercials come on, but St. Judes is different...probably because the kids are American).

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    She still deos nothing for me. I like my women a little bit of meat on them and not looking like a two-bit whore.
    Say what you mean and don't beat about the bush Shark!!

    (I switched it off after she got out of the car, my daughter likes her...Jeez, I must be geting old )
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    Best feature of a woman is clASS ?? I think you
    put in 2 too many letters. Dumb as a bag of rocks??
    Good, Trashy? great less training on my part. And
    if you would trow a clASS like that off the hood
    of your car, fine she would look better on my
    4x4 truck anyhow.

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    Originally posted by DaSharkie
    She still deos nothing for me. I like my women a little bit of meat on them and not looking like a two-bit whore.

    Plus she destroyed a good song.
    LOL! From the neck down shes not bad. I just cant get past the square jaw. And no, she cant sing (nor can her sister).

    I was hopeing Miss Spears would get the Daisy role.
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    I was hopeing Miss Spears would get the Daisy role.
    Wha, uh , eh....Oh nevermind!
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    Originally posted by martinm


    Say what you mean and don't beat about the bush Shark!!
    Just call it like I see it.

    As for firemanpat, I just want more out of a woman than a piece of *****. She's a twit, dumb as a stump, and I would love to have an intelligent conversation with a person whom I am involved with.

    Besides, I am happily married to the best thing that ever came into my life. Even if I wasn't, I still have standards, and she doesn't meet them.
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