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    Man arrested after he calls 911, reports his wife won't have sex

    A Turlock man called 9-1-1 and told dispatchers his wife refused to have sex with him Friday morning.

    Turlock police responded to the call and arrived at the couple’s home on the 500 block of S. Orange Avenue. Officers arrested Leonardo Leyva, 44, for public intoxication at 3:50 a.m., Turlock police Sgt. Matthew Speckman said.

    Leyva had made the phone call and came outside when officers arrived, Speckman said.
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    sounds about right for my area.
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    Originally posted by RyanEMVFD
    sounds about right for my area.
    Which part, the drunk or the wife?

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    sadly, all of it.
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    They say that it takes all kinds. It really doesn't but we have them anyway.
    There goes the neighborhood.

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    When I was a dispatcher I had people asking me for directions on how to get somewhere or even to get a phone number for a certain place such as pizza or seafood. then we had a nice officer visit thier home it was pretty funny. then they called back and yell at the dispatchers because we sent an officer to the home. We told the people that we had to. Then they slammed the phone down when they hung up so then we sent the officer back out. talk about a waste of time and resources.

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    People will never learn...

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    If not putting out was against the law, every girlfriend I ever had from highschool through college would be on death row!

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    Originally posted by StLRes2cue
    If not putting out was against the law, every girlfriend I ever had from highschool through college would be on death row!
    H.S. and COLLEGE!!!!!!! You go to some sort of Christian Bible College or Muslem Koran College?!?!?!?!?
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    Originally posted by DennisTheMenace
    H.S. and COLLEGE!!!!!!! You go to some sort of Christian Bible College or Muslem Koran College?!?!?!?!?
    I dunno ... sounded like a funny line at line the time ...

    I actually don't remember the first couple years of college.

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    Originally posted by StLRes2cue


    I dunno ... sounded like a funny line at line the time ...

    I actually don't remember the first couple years of college.
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