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06-29-2005, 11:11 AM #1
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06-29-2005, 11:13 AM #2
Frankly my dear, i dont give a dam!
"There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."
For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.
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06-29-2005, 11:20 AM #3
HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
HELMET: Who is he?
SANDURZ: He's an @sshole, sir.
HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. @sshole, Major @sshole.
HELMET: And his cousin?
SANDURZ: He's an @sshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip @sshole.
HELMET: How many *******s we got on this ship, anyhow?
ALL: Yo!
HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by @ssholes. Keep firing, @ssholes.Jim
Firefighter/EMT
IACOJ
ftm-ptb-rfb-egh-ktf-dtrt!
September 11, 2001 - NEVER FORGET!
BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN LIVE ON YOUR KNEES!
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06-29-2005, 11:25 AM #4
Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that?
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06-29-2005, 11:35 AM #5
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06-29-2005, 11:36 AM #6
"It's 486 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses..."
"Hit it!""The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY
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06-29-2005, 11:37 AM #7MembersZone Subscriber
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You killed my dog, mister! You killed my dog!! All he wanted was for you to be happy in this car and now he's DEAD!!!
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06-29-2005, 11:41 AM #8MembersZone Subscriber
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I am so smart.....s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-a-r-t!
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06-29-2005, 11:45 AM #9
"Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."
Jim
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ftm-ptb-rfb-egh-ktf-dtrt!
September 11, 2001 - NEVER FORGET!
BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN LIVE ON YOUR KNEES!
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06-29-2005, 11:48 AM #10
I never f***ed anybody over in my life that didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?
NEVER FORGET!
9/11/01
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06-29-2005, 12:00 PM #11
You dirty rat, I'm going to get rid of you just like you gave it to my brother!
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06-29-2005, 12:07 PM #12
"Who can argue with that?"
"Braincloud"Politics is like driving. To go forward select "D", to go backward select "R."
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06-29-2005, 12:22 PM #13MembersZone Subscriber
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get. "
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06-29-2005, 12:46 PM #14
Irish Factory Worker orientating a new ....ahem... Large alternative lifestyle female employee.
(Man) Now the Rule of Thumb on this machine is ....
(Woman) Wait... The Rule of Thumb ! Do you know where that came from. ((Now screaming) In the 18th century it was legal for a man to beat his wife as long as he used a stick that was less than the diameter of his thumb...
(Man) ...Well... 'ya can't do very much damage with that now can 'ya, perhaps it should have been the "rule of wrist".
--- Double bonus point Wednesdays if ya tell me the name of this flick.
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06-29-2005, 12:47 PM #15
"When you two pukes are done here, I want you to clean the head.
I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump."Steve
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"I've got no respect for any young man who won't join the colors."
~Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest, CSA
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06-29-2005, 12:49 PM #16
Well, I believe in the soul, the c*&k*, the (kitty)*, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
* edited for content!Last edited by pvfire424; 06-29-2005 at 12:53 PM.
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06-29-2005, 01:09 PM #17
" now you's can't leave "
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
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LT. John Ginley Engine 40
FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40
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"If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
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06-29-2005, 01:10 PM #18
the boondock saints--- Double bonus point Wednesdays if ya tell me the name of this flick.
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06-29-2005, 01:16 PM #19
"He had a lot of friends, didn't he, Daddy?"
"If he didn't have so many friends, I'd be kickin' Mr. Bandit's *** halway across the moon by now!""The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY
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06-29-2005, 01:17 PM #20
"Sire, Sire, the peasants are revolting!"
"Boy, you can say that again!""The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY
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