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    Default What is with People Today?

    What would you call 911 for?

    Taco 911
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    Default Re: What is with People Today?

    Originally posted by beastie35
    What would you call 911 for?

    Taco 911
    If I were a mamenber of the local constabulary, I would have responded. The minute she started giving me crap. I would let her wear a pair of silver bracelets and give her a ride to the stationhouse!!
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    I laughed so hard, I think I may need 911.

    I did learn something though....I didn't know you can request the color of the police officer you wish to respond to your problem.
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    Awesome,

    The guys loved it. Gave us a good laugh.

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    Lol, here's another one:

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bk.html
    I WANT MY CHEESEBURGER DONE RIGHT!

    Lol, that's classic. Gotta commend the call-taker though, she handled that pretty well. Too many people are calling 911 for stupid things this day and age and we need more people like her to tell them how it is...

    "Protect you from what? You got the wrong cheeseburger. Is this cheeseburger harmful or something?"

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    Not to sound stereotypical, but she sounded like she was black until the end lol.

    I'd have sent every black police officer, firefighter, and EMT I could find in the area to assist
    "Captain 1 to control, retone this as a structure and notify the fire chief...."

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    More more, I loved both of them. LMAO. Anybody have any more? Please Please.

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    If it wasn't an actual call to 911, you could almost think it was Wanda Sykes on Crank Yankers.

    There should be a list of topics that even 911 dispatchers are allowed to berate thier callers for. This and the call where the woman's 12 year old is backtalking her would definitely be on it.
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    Hey, the lady wanted her taco

    I would have definitely seen to it that she got to sample some tacos...the ones prepared by the culinary experts at the city jail.

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    More ammo for my contention that most people in this country are idiots.
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    I'd have to add that people worldwide can be weird.

    Now, however, they have the technology to express their inanities in more interesting ways to an ever widening audience.

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    interesting ..........yet ........typical, what a BEE-ACH !
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    Wow...that is insane. I have a hard time even calling 911 to get a deputy when i'm in a fender bender, just cuase it's not an 'emergency,' imo. (Well, the ONE time -- not like it's a common occurance :-p) Thank god it was just a cheeseburger -- if she went to Pizza Hut and got a pizza she probably woulda called the Army for a whole pizza not cooked right. She just came from picking up her kids at tae kwan do for cryin out loud...lol. People are insane.

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    What is our society coming too? Maybe we need weight watchers too call answer!
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    -But people will never forget how you made them feel!

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    Originally posted by Conster74
    Holy f***!!! That's right up there with the woman who called 911 asking for the recipe for spaghetti LOL
    Do you have audio for that? I would love to hear it...

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