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    Talking Advisory for Beer Drinkers

    To All Beer Drinkers- Be Advised!

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers, and
    unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is being used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
    The drug is generally found in liguid form and is available almost
    anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
    After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
    exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad had occurred. At other times these
    unfortunate men are swindled out their life savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer form of servitude and punishment known as "marriage."
    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
    Please! forward this warning to every male you know. However if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women
    administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
    town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected like-minded guys.
    "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

    The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.

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    "As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." - Dave Barry

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    Sharkie, you found me out. Gotta think of something new now!

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    That's what happened...

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    Women disguist me!
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    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Unhappy Too Late

    Sharkie my boy, why oh why, did you not warn me earlier?
    Does this mean my marriage can be canceled due to entrapment?
    Can I quote you? Will you come up with half the alimony?

    And if my wife reads this-will you all attend my funeral?

    PS "Leffe Blonde" Belgian beer --it is a definite Y front removing tool for women.
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    Default Re: Too Late

    Originally posted by Tooanfrom
    Sharkie my boy, why oh why, did you not warn me earlier?
    Just found out myself. Unfortunately some of us have been lost in battle before we changed our tactics.

    Does this mean my marriage can be canceled due to entrapment?
    Consult with a good divorce attorney.

    Can I quote you? Will you come up with half the alimony?
    You may quote me, but I will deny it to any memebr of "The sisterhood." I will NOT help you come up with any money at all - it goes against my cheapness.

    And if my wife reads this-will you all attend my funeral?
    Yip.
    "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

    The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.

    "No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - New York Judge Gideon Tucker

    "As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." - Dave Barry

    www.daveramsey.com www.clarkhoward.com www.heritage.org

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    A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
    He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
    could zip through traffic around town.
    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
    everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
    "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just
    a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so
    surprise me!"

    He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new
    bathroom scale.

    Funeral services are being finalized.
    "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

    The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.

    "No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - New York Judge Gideon Tucker

    "As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." - Dave Barry

    www.daveramsey.com www.clarkhoward.com www.heritage.org

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    LMAO!
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    Default Another warning for male beer drinkers.

    A group of scientists have just completed a study of male beer drinkers, and the results prompted a warning to all men of beer drinking age. The study concludes that beer contains a large amount of female hormones, and men who drink large amounts can begin being transformed into women.

    In the study, a group of men agreed to drink beer, and allow scientists to observe their behavior.

    The scientist noted that after drinking 8 to 12 beers, the men became very moody, and overly emotional. They talked out of turn, only cared about their own opinion, argued over nothing, and forgot how to drive. Upon further study, the scientists noted that the men gained weight, couldn't perform sexually, and had to sit down to urinate.

    No further studies have been scheduled.
    There goes the neighborhood.

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    Sad, but true.

    Skyraider, get back over to the pub. We've got a few units of 'beer' that you need to slip some unsuspecting blokes.
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    Mmmm...Beer.....
    The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

    I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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    Hey "Lou"...wanna a beer?
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    So, where does "LITE" beer fit into this evil plot I ask you? Does that mean more flavor-less commitment!!! Does the FBI ( Federal Beer Investigators ) know about this evil scheme?????
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    Tiller...LITE is just a warning to let you know you'll be soon:

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    Another study has found that a food consumed by women that will lower their sex drive up to 95% of what it was before.
    This easily obtained food is called"wedding cake".
    Beware,my brothers.

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